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Got to admit that I’m a bit concerned about the bollocks I’ll face when re-entering Hungary despite having all the right papers. Problem with land borders is that you’re often the first case that they encounter

That would explain why European border guards freak out when they see a U.K. passport

10 days in Croatia, spending most of it at the beach and it’s unbelievably relaxing after not getting proper holidays last year. Feels like the first time I’ve switched off in nearly two years. Had an odd experience with the border guard who kept saying Brexit to me as if it meant something. Fortunately his boss came over and explained that as I’m resident in Hungary and have an EU Digital Covid passport, the U.K. entry rules don’t apply to me. Haven’t seen someone that pissed off with letting me into his country since the last time I flew into JFK

How does one reform sodomy, asking for a friend who thinks it sounds fun

People who drive on your tail lights so you let them past and then they drive slower than you because it turns out that they can only drive at a decent speed when someone is in front of them showing them what to do

If organised properly, there are also 1.5m Brits in Europe who would like nothing better than the chance of revenge for Brexit

Bloody Australians stealing all the jobs, Bentleys and London property

Do people still have landlines and why?

Gulacsi will need to be Grosics for that to happen but it would be very sweet to get a bit of payback And Bern wasn’t a miracle - the cheating bastards were all on meth

Unfortunately not as it seemed like a good game. We have a ‘nearly decent’ team at the moment so it’s a shame we’ve got the worst possible group - best we can hope for is that we embarrass one of the bigger teams

that steak doesn’t look good, either in quality of cut or how it’s been cooked. How was it? edit: just seen that it cost £13 so that probably answers the question

Same category as Priti Patel but you might let her go on top

The dress is fucking awful and matches the general Laura Ashley bullshit of the flowers on her head. And the scruffy cunt hasn’t even pressed his shirt. Put that stuff on a council estate couple and you’d get Daily Mail readers sneering at them. And all this from the people who think they’re too good for John Lewis

I object to using the word semifinal when there’s more than two of them

I’m not convinced you can make a sausage from chicken and chorizo is a sausage so why would you need chorizo-style? You need to up your sausage game

Fucked up egg today and that bacon needs a bit of fat on it

If it was a proper sausage and not a frankfurter then it would be passable as a starter breakfast for a young child

Who serves chopped tomatoes on a breakfast plate? Dirty beaners, that’s who I’m also curious as to how they turned the fat on the bacon to charcoal whilst failing to cook the meat

People who proudly announce that they call a spade a spade

One in 12 people think they could fight an elephant or a gorilla. Did they take this poll in Newcastle on a Friday night?

has anyone actually tried this? Simon’s version sounds disgusting but to be fair the most popular choc bar in Hungary is Turo Rudi that is basically sweetened curd cheese wrapped in chocolate

The British public are clearly insane

Bullitt A Hard Days Night Bedazzled You Only Live Twice Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Never really liked Citizen Kane or Casablanca, for some reason neither ever felt as good as they’re supposed to be. Gone for Rebel without a Cause as it practically invented the teenager and Ben Hur because I love a big Hollywood historical epic every so often

A Matter of Life & Death was the easy choice. Michael Powell & David Niven created a superbly British film that has influenced practically every other cinematic interpretation of the afterlife the other choice was really tough but ended up with Kind Hearts, partly because I have a soft spot for Alec Guinness and partly because it’s genuinely very funny and comedies don’t always get recognised