scudger99

I'm Blue Joined 24 Aug 2009 Messages 7,127 Today at 7:24 PM #53 Player ratings. Wank Wank Wank Wank Wank Wank Wank Wank Wank Wank Reactions: LWashington

All in Usher's spare bedroom under a colossal pile of t-shirts. You're getting fuck all.

They'd be behind her ears.

The photo in that sums up the post. Gormless fuckery.

Two of those will be Gomez pushing Matip in his wheelchair.

I didn't even know they were playing today and only just saw the result. Hahahahahaha, they got Owled at home ! I'm now going to enjoy the misery on RedCafe. Been a fucking great weekend already, only marred somewhat by the Blooshite beating 9 men relegation candidates earlier today.

The only thing that'll be dropping off is Merson's snotbox if he keeps cramming the Columbian marching powder up it.

I feel sorry for the Covid, being stuck on its own with that miserable cunt for the forseeable future. Has he blamed Rafa yet ?

A quick Interweb check mentions Hove and Eastbourne. And Florida ! Wouldn't Stringvest know ?

Isn't Brighton nicknamed "God's waiting room ?". That's where Lallana's career has gone to die. It's a shame, Klopp clearly had a lot of man love for him but even hugging him too hard would have broken him for half a season.

I wasn't going to be the one that brought it up, but i remember that happening. It's the main reason I remember his name, although he seems to have put it behind him (unsurprisingly).

I vaguely remember that one. He might well have been a beast, I've no idea what he got up to off the pitch. But on it, he was fucking shite. How much did they spunk on that lemon alone ?

I'll bet if you go back and check when each player was signed, the fuckwits on GOT would have been claiming they were better than their redshite equivalent. Then within a few months reality begins to dawn that they've invested in yet another shite player.

Maybe he is. Maybe he's not the only one feeling the giddy effect of a fine Columbian import........

BlackEagle888 Player Valuation: Free Transfer Today at 3:25 PM #49 Anyone who knows anything about football has Everton fc on their radar. There have been great players like Andy Johnson, Lukaku, Arteta, Cahill, Fellaini, Rooney, Bent ... Relevant and classy players. How not to know Everton? It is obvious that we are here for Rodríguez, but many of us are more fans of soccer than of a player. Im from Colombia.Thanks for the welcome Jesus fucking Christ.

Makes it all the sweeter. Boils even more piss.

I can't see Harry Kane sticking around past the end of this season. Even he can't be dim enough to think it gets much better for Spurs from here given Maureen's recent track record.

Hard to believe this Spurs side was in the CL Final less than 18 months ago. Who would have thought that we'd have two multiple CL winning managers in a face off in the Premiership, both in charge of shit sides currently serving up a shitfest ? And that Everton would be 0-1 up ?

Has Massive Holegape got a honey badger on his head ?

Still better than the Emptihad then.

Eating enough Cadburys will help with the shits part of it.

Everton are quite literally football's Blue Screen of Death.

90 minutes at a guess.

Well it was either the Moon or Everton's new stadium. And the Moon really exists.