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magicrat

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  1. I doubt he would be quite so prolific with Benteke lumbering around beside him instead of Messi and Neymar
  2. Finished old Gazza as a top notch footballer , Mind you Stella Artois would have had her way with him in any event
  3. I prefer vegetable based analogies. Lawrenson hold up a turnip and says "look at me ". That works
  4. A skill Balotelli will sadly never master having failed his elementary bib test
  5. That is why he does it . Be jizzing himself stupid when it hits 1k
  6. Unfortunately most of them have a future here because its not that easy to sell shit footballers and buy good ones. If it were then even Liverpool would have a better squad
  7. The cunt would probably palm you off with Tesco value burgers
  8. Going to Wembley one and probably the Ethiad Well pissed off there are no concerts and its fucking stadiums again. Sound at Wembley was shocking last time I guess these days if you want see him in smaller venues its a case of going to the States
  9. Ha, I guess Chelsea kids will knock a few plastic ones up on their 3D printers before the game
  10. Lovren was until he was crocked but he did set the bar incredibly low
  11. Given their keeper was mom I supposed its called playing to their strengths
  12. He's not getting any better is my concern, In fact if anything he's gone backwards Wasteful on the ball and achieves fuck all when he goes forward.
  13. Don't think you seriously offended anyone mate. Surprised may be , Bit silly to believe he didn't know what paper was displaying mind, Even sillier of Lawrenson to come out with it
  14. Chop him in half , everyones happy
  15. You cant really mate, Look at the footage and he can't honesty claim he didn't know it was the Sun. You can say that the reaction is over the top not that many would agree imo , He would have been so much better off if he just apologised , said it was thoughtless and I made a mistake instead of some lame excuse which makes it worse
  16. None of us should rise to the bait really. It's all a calculated wind up He will be tapping one out now because people have taken the bait.
  17. He's definitely Ming(ing) dynasty
  18. His groveling apology is fucking cringeworthy Instead of "sorry it was thoughtless of me " we get "I didn't notice it was the S*n" I've defended his useless punditry in the past on account of him being a great player for us but he can fuck right off now. Fuck off and take up gardening
  19. Wenger has turned yellow. Either he's got jaundice or my lad's been fucking with the TV settings. Cunt ( Wenger that is , the yellow twat)
  20. I'll put you down as a maybe then
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