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  1. whistler
    He's fucking bliss after being forced to listen to Chris 'Thee keep tryna go thru dat middle. Play eet waiyde!" Waddle and Jon fucking Champion.
  2. whistler
    Ha, I feel like I've woken up an arsehole tripled in size and no recollection.
  3. whistler
    We like to call this... destiny, Fernando.
  4. whistler
    glenn hoddle just said (about anelka) "he's playing the old-fashioned inside right". Fucking hate that figure of speech. The other day Alan smith said "that's a good old-fashioned shin"
  5. whistler
    Anybody hear the fucking Chelsea fans are singing our chant again? They've got no shame.
  6. whistler
    I'm a fan of his, but I think he needs dropping for a few games (when we have gerrard and carroll back) as he's nowhere near as consistent as he once was. You don't get to a World Cup final as one of the most integral components of the Dutch squad if you can't gel with class talent.
  7. whistler
    I don't mean to come to Barcelona. I mean like when Pique was telling Torres to leave in the summer.
  8. whistler
    They are used to adventurous football at the Hawthornes, now they'll have to get used to a pre-historic 4-4-2. The alternative tactic? Carson Bednar
  9. whistler
    Never really liked him. Loses the ball too much, too undisciplined and eats a fucking massive chunk of our wage bill every week.
  10. whistler
    This. It annoys me that they will be manipulating Pepe too.
  11. whistler
    Scott Dann? Yeah I rate him... I think it's a weird one though, me and my mate (also a red) were talking about this the other day; how when you're watching another side you don't really watch their centre-backs as you would your own, so it's pretty difficult to decide who'd be good for us in an effective way... I said shawcross because of his pace/leadership, he said Gary Cahill.
  12. whistler
    Really optimistic, just slightly worried about the ages of Kuyt and Gerrard... both power-driven players... may become less useful when they age...
  13. whistler
    Lucas Carragher Agger
  14. whistler
    ESPN coverage is the only thing stopping me from enjoying this so much, fucking John Champion... And Ray Winstone reading badly from an autocue.
  15. whistler
    *Kicks brick wall.*
  16. whistler
    Don't tell me Les Dennis doesn't play for us anymore?
  17. whistler
    Shit... Lets just play Josemi as a lone striker then... or Phil Babb
  18. whistler
    Really? That's mad. I thought that he looked a little trollish against Chelsea. Alright, lets just play Baros or Mellor.
  19. whistler
    Need Kuyt and Lucas for extreme pressure on the ball... Would go with Torres on his own up front, but I know he'd do fuck all in that department. Personally I'd like Aurelio and Lucas in for their range of passing.
  20. whistler
    Fucking hell. Cannot even watch Gillette Soccer Saturday without hearing about these fucking cricketers. Or Paul Merson's depressing cockney slang.
  21. whistler
    This guys essay's are comparable to that of Thomas D'aquinas... simply marvellous. Any other atheists around the joint? Personally, I find it a little simpler to substitute Anfield for heaven and so forth... You can see it...
  22. whistler
    Did anybody else see the feature on SSN when the Chelsea fans were going out to buy their Torres shirts? Fucking hell, made me feel ill. Absolutely encapsulated every Chelsea fan in a few little interviews with Middle/Upper Class guys with accents that are more suited to shallow chats at average universities about Philosophy and a 'bit of a joint' in their hands. Coming to conclusions about the servitude of other classes and 'gut-feelings' of disconcerted empathy; as oppose to a football fan; "We need to get Edgar Davids back." "I stopped watching us after that Sunderland game this year, shocking." All cunts.
  23. whistler
    I also hope he goes red in the face early on. And then starts screaming, because Jamie Carragher has just broken his leg, and Luis Suarez has bitten it in half, with Reina kicking him in the nuts... And Stevie offering him a hand, then later when he opens his bag in the dressing room, there's a polaroid of Stevie shitting on his new born baby.
  24. whistler
    I also hope he goes red in the face early on. And then starts screaming, because Jamie Carragher has just broken his leg, and Luis Suarez has bitten it in half.
  25. whistler
    I hope he goes red in the face early on in the match and sulks about 50/50 refereeing decisions (shit from then on).
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