mouse1989

Give your head a shake

I personally hope Juve smash 5 against the Cunts

Got the shits

This is disgusting from Arsenal

Gross > Ozil

Whoever started on the bench today (minus the keeper) will start. Then it’s about filling in the rest of the positions Karius Gomez Lovern Matip Moreno Milner Gini Lallana Mane Ings Solanke

Massive save from Karius to keep it 1-0. Not the best performance but it’ll do. 7 points clear of 5th atm

You need a bit of that

Fucking conceding that corner!

Seriously wank

Aurier is wank

Pep Guardiola: AW, HELL, DIDDILY-DING-DONG CRAP! CAN'T YOUR MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?! Aguero: Pep, everyone meant well and we tried our best - Pep: Well we can't win the FA Cup of good intentions Sergio! Oh you're out of control and punching fans, but we can't blame you because you have goooood intentions! Sterling: Hey back off man! Pep: OK dude, I wouldn't want you to miss an open goal, man. Here's a catchphrase you might wanna learn - "Hey manager, can I be transferred back to Liverpool?" Toure: With all due respect Pep, Raheem wasn't even playing in this game Pep: Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's got to be Yaya Toure, the birthday boy no one celebrated! Walker: Hahaha! Pep: Oh and what do we have here, the soft, flappy legs of defence? The only tackles you ever made were on fifa against your sister! Danilo: Fifa, oh that's good! Pep: Oh the left back. The only signing from Real Madrid who's worse than Fabian Delph Pep: And as for you I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk Laporte: Hey I've only been here a few minutes, what's going on? Pep: You ugly, terrible defending man Stones: Hey I may be ugly and a terrible defender... wait what was the third thing you said? Pep: And Claudio, you, are the worst player I've ever met Bravo: Phew! I got off pretty easy

Modeste was the main striker when he was at Hoffenhiem. Volland played on the wing.

Something similar happened to Valdes when he was at Barca. Injured his ACL after he announced he was leaving at the end of the season on a free. Career turned shit afterwards

Fuck my life.

That’ll do

Newcastle just had a stonewall penalty turned down. Shocker

Robbed

I dunno, he scored a 95th mins penalty to take Egypt to the World Cup. Not sure you can get a bigger pressure moment than that

Play Salah and Bobby up top. Mane and Ox on the wing and any two Cunts in CM. Similar to when we played West Ham away. 4-3-3 hasn’t worked the last 2 games when we don’t have anyone in CM who can pass the ball forward

Phil plays RW for Brazil and looks alright to be honest.

Maguire in this set up would look like a championship player. Hell Maldini would struggle

The Swansea performance, I could just about take. Unbeaten in 18 games and due a bad performance etc Tonight, I’m pissed off. Shambles at the back, invisible performance in midfield, allround disgusting display. Wankers

Sissoko is mostly used on the wing, not sure I’ve seen Winks play in that position as of yet

Because Dembele is better?