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Did he really call us the "Red Machine", is that a direct qoute? If it is that is beyond fucking awesome, I`m going to start using it either way. Cool Beans Pep, Coool Beans!

Fuck Marca and their "Word on the street" sources, what a fucking joke!

Was googling some images and came across this one... I don`t even...

Showing some deserved appreciation for the big man in the dugout.

Holy shit, I can`t stop watching that clip of Jorge Jesus. It reminded me of Joe Pesci in Goodfellas when he started sorting out his own people who were trying to calm him down. Brilliant!

Brian Cox from the that BBC universe program, god I hate him.

Garreth Barry aka. Garry Barry aka. "The Garr Barr" (his late night biker bar cruising name)

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!!??

I like it

Wikipedia says he has a black belt i karate, what`s not to be sure about? sign him up!

Ian Ayrelines are ready to make the swoop

Let`s sign all these "next <insert nationality> Messi" and go BALLS TO THE WALLS for the rest of the season, That would be fun!

Well...If we start the negotiations now. Maybe we`ll be able to sign him in the next window. Warning! The following content is NOT WORK SAFE. Click the Show button to reveal.

"Коноплянка" it really does just roll off the tongue

I used to come to this place for news. Nowadays it's mostly for the entertainment value of watching panic slowly unfold while a clock is ticking down. Like one of those car/motorcycle/house/garden/cake -building shows on TV

Shiiiiiiiiit

Re: Numero Veinticinco, post #2781 YOU, you're very good you... Yes you are!

Fan fuckin' tastic!

(Translated and corrected google translated article from the original story from www.aftenbladet.no ) Valon Berisha to Liverpool Stavanger ( aftenbladet ) : As far as we know, the big English club has had Valon Berisha name on the block for a while. But after Valon Berishas club, Salzburg, crushed Bayern Munich 3-0 in a private match in Austria Saturday , the interest of the former Viking player have flared up . Valon Berisha played one half against the German champion team and did very well. Liverpool in the stands In the stands sat representatives of Liverpool - and must have been impressed by the midfielder . Liverpool have also seen scouting Valon Berisha on previous occasions . Like when Salzburg swept across Austria Wien won 4-0 in a league match just before Christmas. Berisha scored the 2-0 goal in that game and played the entire match. After what Aftenbladet understands it, there has been formed dialogue between the clubs. The link between Liverpool and Red Bull Salzburg are also present. Gerard Houllier , who was manager of Liverpool from 1998-2004 , is now director of sports for the whole Red Bull Salzburg Group. Valon Berisha has played a total of 47 games for Salzburg and scored nine times . Salzburg leads the Austrian series until the latter part of the season starts 2 February. Viking secured percentages ? It is currently unclear whether Viking secured the right percentages of a resale when they sold Berisha to Salzburg in 2012

I haven`t got a clue.

Valon Berisha being linked here in Norway. Local paper from his hometown saying he`s having talks with Liverpool apparently.

By ducking he allowed the ball to travel unhindered towards the goal and by doing that he was involved in the play, therefore he must be called for being offside. Might actually be a good call.

Allison Dean from the movie "Coming to America"

Wankchester United