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  1. Saucepan
    ...and his tart could use some rounds on the treadmill
  2. Saucepan
    Why the blanket?
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    "Raul Meireles really thinks he looks the part with the clothes he wears but his trousers are absolutely terrible. He believes we all think he looks good but nothing could be further from the truth." -Pepe Reina-
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    Oh and yeah, whoever we do sign next I for one am positive that it will be the right player for us. I`m fine with them taking their time as this means they are really doing their "due diligence"... that word sent shivers down my spine I have total confidence in the people running the club and all those working on on our transfers. And let`s not forget; ANYONE (whoever the fuck they may be) who Liverpool F.C. are interrested in should by default feel blessed and flattered by our interrest. We are the greatest club EVER and we are going to WIN THE LEAGUE!
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    I love this tread. Keeps me calm.
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    Hell yeah! We just might have dodged a bullet not signing that french player with the funny name. Let`s hear it for our medical team! Frenchy: I promise, I fit as lè fiddle! Medicals: Yeah right, you`ll be a cripple in two years Frenchy: Bordel de merde!... WHISKEY!! All hands on deck to get Mata now! LET`S GO !
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    The Juan Mata rumour mill has started spinning again, I`ll be crossing my fingers and toes hoping it holds water this time. Juan Mata looks like latest Valencia star*likely to exit - Sid Lowe - SI.com
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    [YOUTUBE]7RfcKR6S8Sk[/YOUTUBE] FUCK BLUE! Get your GAT`s out !! IT`S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!
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    E-mail protest IMMINENT!!
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    Sorry, never saw these ones play in my childhood but right is right, there has been a few pale faces from Brazil who can play well. (I`m on the Youtube right now getting schooled) PS. Players these day need to look at the pure badassedness of Socrates in a tennis headband and fuck off with that tiny g-string they have around their head.
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    I`ll take a new Brazillian that can do flip-flops, stepovers and all that... And how about maybe buying a black brazillian for once? I remember a time when it seemed the only white brazillian footballers were goalkeepers... or Dunga.
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    I bet Old man Giggsy wishes he`d never put his hairy snake in that bigbrother beef-hole...
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    WHEELER DEALER !! WHEELER DEALER !! [YOUTUBE]xor0Icu4ZZI&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]
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    Olaf Tufte is a cunt. someone who rows a boat for a living living... and at a professional level. Is not right in the head.
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    What exactly is your problem with him having a drink on wednesday in perticular? If I were a professional football player that would seem like the perfect day to have some pints.It`s midweek and all the rabble-rousers are at home, 5 days till the next game. If anything it shows responsability. The kid likes ale, it`s not like he`s on crack or has joined the priesthood. He has to live with Nolan`s mom, if anything he deserved a couple.
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    I might be wrong but didn`t we play aweful last time around in yellow kits. I seem to remember dredding everytime we stepped on to the pitch in those yellow things.
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    My hometown club was playing a team named Brann and we had a corner. The arena was pretty much dead silence as the away team, Brann was going to make a sub before a corner was taken. This one guy shouts to the Brann coach, who was walking the sidelines: "MONS, (his name) DONT YOU KNOW YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO SUB BEFORE A CORNER?" Funny thing was, Mons actually turned around and smiled smuggly at they guy like "Yeah whateverf"...Sure enough, we scored and the whole crowd started laughing and pointing at Mons, still on the sideline, and he just looked at us and couldn`t help smiling.
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    Can he do flip flaps? Like a motherfucker! How about stepovers? He can step over any man!
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    :wow: This will be very interresting. ...hope all the towels have been burned before kickoff.
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    Andyyy... ANDY CARROLL !! [YOUTUBE]QAVN_n0PljQ[/YOUTUBE] This used to be my personal Igor Biscan shout, finally I`ll get to use it again. Carroll even looks abit like crackett with the hair looking like a fucking racoon pelt.
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    Brilliant!
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    Good christ I fucking hope not. And in no way or fashion should any new song about our new strikers have any mention of that rat cunt Torres, that`s just ain`t right.
  25. Saucepan
    While we wait... "How to woo Torres". Mike O`Connel as Roman Abramovitch Dr. Ken as Kenny Huang B2v-AkSj260
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