DJ Bladdered

I'm probably tripping balls and expecting too much but Salah's finishing hasn't looked all that so far. Hopefully that's because he is still adjusting so this is just a mere observation not a judgement.

What Russ1979 just said. You provide stream me love you looooòong time

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I will always treasure my 'Martin Skrtel will rip your fucking face off' fridge magnet. But a liability in any team apart from one set up and with the ability to score more than yours.

He looks a bit like someone else. This is usually a good sign, OR IS IT?? He's matip for player of the year next season. I wonder if he will be an automatip choice for the 1st team? If we don't roll out the welcome matipswich might buy him, shady Ipswich BASTARDS

I'm one of those mad collectors of the mighty 3 stripes. I've got about 70 pairs. Me mates got a couple of hundred I reckon. Now he IS off his head lol. You won't see him on here though he is a blue. Started with Kick late 70's, then Mamba, Bamba, Samba. Who remembers Ringo? No, not the Beatle - trainees you could only get in the catalogue. Part of that 'black with white stripe' gang. My fate was sealed, but who was to know? Wade Smith arrived, and then around 82/83 they started selling decent ones in Top Shop - bought a pair of Trimm Trab (or was it Munchen?) from there. Forest Hills - white with gold stripes from one of the scally shops in the precinct, along with a Kappa jumper. Paper thin, v. disappointed (the jumper, not the trainees, or 'trabs' as they are referred to on various sites). Always loved adidas due to that early bonding, and with eBay it all fucking went off, and I became....ADDICTED. It went from a pair a month to a 7 a day habit (slight exaggeration department), sweating over high bids, getting outbid (the FUCKERS!!!), proper snide eBay sniping.....then Facebook groups, people posting pictures of vintage trainees (labelled 'adiporn'), daft prices, JUST...ONE...MORE.....PAIR......my habit has cost me THE LOT. My job, both wives, my haircut, my sanity.....I now live in a little house made of adidas boxes in the corner of the park by the duck pond, I spend my days caressing my 'city series' collection while begging for food, change and original laces. Take heed of my story. And don't buy the ones made in Vietnam, they are made from inferior (`TO BE CONTINUED)

'Dwayne Dibley'? Bowfinger reference....fucking ace film. Fucking ace match...about 30 minutes in it was clear Chelsea really are staging a mutiny...credit to the reds though much MUCH better

Apart from modelling what seems like 3 different haircuts simultaneously (no mean feat),I can offer no further evidence to support keeping the thick bellend here. Guessing which row the ball is in after he's had a shot, I'd miss that too I suppose. Gotta get rid.

Fart like a bastard

We'll be in the final third of Spurs territory more often than not, and with the right ball played then we will win. Sunderland game was combination of poor decision making around the oppo's box (Suarez in greedy bastard mode), O'Shea and Brown putting a shift in like the ex-Manc arseholes they are, and the midfield going missing for the last 20 a la Villa 1st half, which invites constant pressure on the defence and when this pressure is put on in the form of crosses then I begin to get a moist bottom, which can quickly (and messily) 'go shart'. I fucking hate 'the missing midfield' as it's virtually guaranteed that every time we lose possession up front the oppo will threaten. Gerrards knife edge suspension predicament surely played a part. Lucas being fit again may be of enormous benefit as I cant see Gerrard not getting a card.

Doc Ock as Spidey in 'Superior' generally regarded as best Spidey in years - I'd go for best since Gerry Conway-Romita-Sal Buscema days of early 70's.....it ends though cos they want continuity to have Peter Parker back to tie in with upcoming movie. And Spider Man has teamed up with Superman, fighting Doc Ock and Lex Luthor, big 'Giant Size Annual' around 76-77; Dave knew this, and was just blasting all the rest of us so called 'comic geeks' out of the water....bravo Dave. Now, about the artwork on that Gi(cont. pg 96)

I think there were clues at to where the Malaysian aeroplane is too - if you take various carefully placed letters in his statements and rearrange them, they spell 'In The Ocean'. He's a crafty bugger, Comrade Aldo. To quote Ron Nasty, 'You're all a bit daft'. A little question to Aldo next time, something like, ooooohhh, 'Where do you rate Rodgers in terms of managers of Liverpool since your time' might clear it up. Current team absolutely boss footie though, respect BR, litmus test has to be Citeh and Mongo Town, go down to either of them then claims that we are the best in the league will be in doubt (as will not winning the League obviously). Although we are :)

Was there a request to transfer money also? No one's that sexy. It's not possible, given what we know about the universe at this present time.