Mr Nando

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Looking at a photo of a park, while sitting on your sofa.

Playing catch with your dog.

No he bloody hasn't in anyway shape or form been their best player. Please kindly shut up.

He has been at Fulham fro 6 seasons and scored nearly half his 50 goals in the season just gone, if that doesn't scream one season wonder I don't know what does. He is also nearing 30, so knowing us we will end up signing him for 10 mil+ and on silly wages. Dempsey will be this seasons Konchesky. Oh how I remember people welcoming the signing of that chump........... just like some seem to welcome Dempsey.

So we are signing more one season wonder players from mid table sides. Doesn't help that Dempsey is a fucking cunt either. 10 million for a 'squad player' who is 29? Fuck that he will be starting imo. Would rather of kept Kuyt 'better the devil you know' and all that. Dempsey never impressed me when i've been to Craven Cottage (exactly like Konchesky). Hopefully it is all bollocks anyway.

44 appearances 8 goals 9 assists That is not my idea of pretty good.

It's not just about goals and assists though. He has more pace. Isn't afraid to take on a man. Isn't a shit coward.

As it stands cant see us getting above 7th in the league. Europa: last 32 FA: 4th round League Cup: quarter finals Predictions liable change due to transfer dealings.

Clint Dempsey can fuck off. No more average shit. Got too much already. Hope Bellers stays, did well last year would be mental to let him go.

Fuck knows. I just don't like this loan bollocks, I doubt he'd score a lot. If he isn't going to play get rid this transfer window, how is going to West Ham (who play a different style of football) going to help him adjust and excel in a Rodgers team? Sell him so you save the wages and get a bit of dosh.

Please, please no Dempsey. We don't need any average midfield players...... the squad is full of them. I really hope Carroll doesn't go on loan. Sell him or play him, as we always seem to end up getting shafted in loan deals. Also that are a lot of other players in the squad who should be gotten rid of before Andy.

Watch him go to West Ham and end up having 17+ league goals and over 20 for the season.

You can call your middle meal dinner if you like, but only if that is your largest meal of the day. Dinner = largest meal of the day and anyone who doesn't agree with that is.... well, stupid.

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When Cesc leaves Arsenal will be awful. When Nasri leaves they will be shit. Without RvP they well suck.... I can see a pattern emerging here of complete and utter delusion.

Gervinho 4 goals and 8 assists in 34 appearances for 10 million, sounds like a bargain to me. Also will most likely improve this season Chamakh Good first season 11 goals and 8 assists on a free had a poor second season but only had 19 appearances with 1 goal 1 assist. Park 2.7 million played 6 times and scored once. Looks like fairly decent business to me. Well a lot better then what we did last summer and the transfer period before that and before that.... Why try to paint Arsenals transfers as failures? I don't understand. Do you want pool fans to feel even worse about last years dealings? A free and pretty shit striker has done more for Arsenal than the most expensive British player ever... Sigh......

Hope everything is ok tomorrow and that your vet doesn't charge an arm and a leg like most of them.

Has your dog been cut? Could simply be that he was around a bitch in heat and got a little bit excited.

Our season starts now.

London is shit. Smells. Lot's of rubbish. I don't like the fact that I can walk around for hours on end and not hear English being spoken. Posh twats or thick yoots. A pint costs far too much. 6 quid? Go fuck yourself.

Wouldn't mind a bit of Kalou always liked him. Never complained about being on the bench the majority of the time. Has an eye for goal and a bit of pace. I find it hard to believe he's only 26. If his wage demands aren't fucking stupid we should snap him up, if they are, don't sign him. Easy this lark.

'Better than Downing' can be said for virtually any player we have/will be linked with. Redundant.

Er no. We havent wasted 36 million on two shite english players yet.

I really wonder how they come up with these gems.