I work with this fella called Mikel,he's half english half spanish.One day I was working in my office and comes in and says:
Mikel:Hello RedEagle,i need to ask you something.
RE:Ofcourse what about.
Mikel:Well you see its about Jane(Girl who he works with).
RE:Whats the problem?
Mikel:She keeps feeling my bum and it's making me feel really uncomfortable.
RE(Blank stare)...Are you two in any sort of relationship?
MikelNo I think this is sexual harrasment,she feels my bum,she always comes on to me and she keeps talking about how she would like my twinkie.
RE(Struggling to hold in laughter)...Im sorry Mikel im not sure what to do?
MikelI can't handle this anymore,if it carrys on I will find a new job(storms out).
It was truly fucked.