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i should have added that the mosquito is in fact carrying malaria.
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does the times hand out emoticons (smilies) as well ?
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wait !!! there's more....
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so, i was searching online to buy a real mailbox, and i stumbled upon this... it's real apparently - and really really stupid in the most entertaining way. check out the graphics ! marvelous what they can do with technology.
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somewhere in wales, i think....
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Man of the match - game 15 - Chelsea - Away - PL
neko replied to Morse's topic in FF - Football Forum
so many good performances - it's tough. riera played well, but also gave the ball away a few times in dangerous positions. 1.) alonso 2.) carragher 3.) mascherano -
the wife will be making a couple of these this morning (when she finally gets up), but i guess the time difference means you all are done breakfast by now... i love eggs benedict - very healthy too.:whistle:
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exactly ! there is certainly a very good reason he has only two teeth left. the thing has killed before, and will kill again...well, maybe twice more at the most anyways. his heart is weak and eyes poor because he's seen so much death and violence, and his ears have been damaged from the blood-curdling screams of his victims repped for saving the cat, btw
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damn it - fooled by the internet.... Fly Tying creating a realistic camel spider hope you get negged for that !
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wtf ! what country does that come from, so i know to stay a million miles away from there.
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it's a classic arms race - this is how world wars are started. everyone will say that they are only defending their sovereignty, or it's only for defensive purposes, but it all will end in blood and tears, i'm afraid.
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he was handicapped with a deformed hand, so they replaced it with a chainsaw ? sounds like he was specially chosen and developed for this tourney. i'm very impressed, but it only seems fair that the tortoise should be able to defend himself. p.s. - the tortoise shell is made of reactive armour, btw.
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if the animals can now be modified to carry weapons, then tommy the tortoise gets a tank turret...
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is it too late to add a giant tortoise ? they eat puffer fish and jellyfish for breakfast
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Films you can watch over and over and ...
neko replied to jacco maccaco's topic in GF - General Forum
in addition to some already mentioned (like goodfellas, the shining) i would add 70's war classics like midway and a bridge too far. -
unfortunately, this may be the winner in the end.....mosquitoes carry and transfer malaria causing parasites. As a result, these little pests are responsible for the deaths of more than two million people a year.
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i was just reading a book on marines in the battle of the pacific (specifically pelleleo). during basic training, a recruit used the expression 'gun' for his rifle and was made to strip down and run around the parade ground holding his dick and singing 'this is my gun, i use it for fun'.
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my apologies to remmie and the contest administrators. i didn't read clearly that the squid was disqualified for this years competition. i'll stick to the oceans depths however, and reveal the deadly box jellyfish Cobra Spider Monkey South American Harpy Eagle Monkey Spider Killer Bees ???? A sheep A timber wolf Honey badger Buffalo Vancouver Island Marmot Duckbilled platypus Pelochelys cantorii Coyote Beaver box jellyfish
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no woo - he could rip open a banana with his hands (as shown), but doubtful that he would have the strength or desire for such extreme unwanted personal surgery.
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great thread - jane seymour IS the ultimate poss totty, but for me the best part of the thread was the use of the derogatory term 'muskethound' going to use that more often.
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i used to have a spider monkey for a friend. his name was ponchito and he was in no way an animal fit for this competition. we can use his image for the contest....for as long as he survives anyways.
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*would have chosen the deadly vancouver island marmot if not beaten by a tourist
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there is soooo much wrong with that last photo that it has to be the single greatest image i've ever had the misfortune of seeing. this is what the internet was invented for....thanks al gore, thanks alan sex.
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gin and tonic - twist of lime
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sweet mango chutney is a good condiment for sandwiches with cheese and veggies. also like it on the side with scrambled eggs. ketchup is the obvious one, but it must be used sparingly. i only use it for toasted cheese sandwiches and possibly the occasional fries ('chips' to you lot)