Harry Squatter

Those adverts she does for moneysupermarket are shite. She could have done one for Everton when they were blagging their Covid losses. "Let's start saving this club some money"

They are all the same. They just have a crib sheet of lies and excuses they refer to even when they've been repeatedly been proven to be lies or myths. They also tie themselves in knots and contradict themselves to belittle everything Liverpool do.

If they were a film character they would be Steven (Samuel L. Jackson character) out of Django Unchained. Sits there while his white master refers to him and his fellow houseworkers by the N word and says how stupid and backward black people are and he still cosies up to them thinking he'll be treated any differently.

The only time they ever seem to get any joy out of footy is when we lose or there's a weekend where they don't have a game.

Absolutely fuming at that defeat because of that period in the second half where we should have put the game to bed but somehow contrived to let them back into it. You'll never hear the last of this game even if they get twatted 5-0 by City in the final.

Hope Nunez scores a hat trick against these twats.

Their own board refused to sell tickets for the Fortuna Sittard away leg because of fears over crowd violence between the two sets of fans.

Looks like 30 years of being shite and irrelevant is taking its toll on their fans so they just keep coming up with things to moan about. Us being their specialist subject.

Be funny next year when they don't win anything. Thirty years of winning fucking nothing despite telling everyone what a big club they are, founder members of the PL and one of the big 5 who pushed for it only for them to end up a complete afterthought. It still won't stop them blaming everyone but themselves for their failure. Its in their DNA to whinge, moan and deflect away their own shortcomings. They are keen to tell us we never won the league for 30 years but we won 15 trophies in that period and 17 since they last won anything. More than their entire history.

Needed a strong bench

Jesus christ, they are absolutely fucked. £23.9m a year in interest payments just based on that figure which will increase as the debt won't be going down.

Couple of injuries for Arsenal please. Spawny cunts haven't had any at all this season.

Just don't ride a bike home.

I went the pub once with these lads from work who would take 3 hour lunches every Friday. It was almost like a banter hierarchy. Two main ones, 5 underlings and then 2 short arses that would just get ripped to bits by the other 7. Same shit jokes on a loop for a couple of hours all just ripping each other about any slight physical deformity. They'd all come back completely fucked and just sit at their desks like stroke victims until it was the earliest possible time to clock off.

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Yep. Defo Heysel even though there was no trouble in Istanbul for our final in 2005 after Leeds had been there in 2001.

Unfortunately it's just a chicken place but the sign in the window is good "we've been spitroasting birds since 2017"

I love the way they always brag about their final in Rotterdam saying that there was no trouble. Rapid Vienna had about 200 fans there and didn't have shithouses with Stanley knives on mopeds days before the game. It was literally an Everton home game but in another country. "Yeah lad, the Dutch bizzies were playing footy with us and said how well behaved we were unlike that lot across the park. We Would have won 29 European cups but for the bad behaviour of another set of fans a few weeks later"

They had a function room upstairs which was alright. No idea where they got the strippers from, what a pair of filthbags. I went to one of those workers mens clubs in Rice Lane when I was 17 and sat in the front row with my mate when they had strippers on. Two rough looking old fellas said that the strippers would get us up on stage and strip us off in front of everyone as we were the youngest there. We moved a few rows back for safety as we thought that the strippers were going to be fat and ropey. Anyway, one comes on the stage and she's about 20 with an unbelievable body and big tits. Goes over to the fella who sat in the seat I vacated and she lets him rub baby oil over her legs and arse, turns round and lets him rub it into her tits then gives him a lapdance bouncing all over him. The two old fellas come over to me and say "do you want me to go over and tell him to get out of your seat?" The fella in the front row jizzed in his keks then staggered off to the toilet about 5 minutes later. Another stripper comes out and they do a big lesbian show on the stage. To this day I still regret not sitting in the front row.

They won £100 on the fruit machine as well.

It was Atalanta. That famous night at the Old Lady under the lights where they had a 15,000 attendance which included 3000 Atalanta fans who all had lfc carrier bags. My daughters school were giving away tickets for that game and I think they only shifted about 5.

Yeah but they were the first club to wear numbers on their shirts. I don't know of any "new" stadiums that anyone has a burning ambition to tour unless you are a fan of that particular team. At least doing tours of the likes of the San Siro, Bombonera, Bernabeu and Nou Camp are iconic stadiums with history and trophies to look at in the club museum.