Harry Squatter

So true - the guy who did it got shot in the head in a gym 3 years later

If he hasn't seen a Chelsea team resorting to cheating the guy who posted this must be David Blunkett.

It was indeed, I hate that Harry Harris with a passion, the only thing he has written about for the last 7 months is West Ham being in breach of PL rules for signing Tevez & Mascherano - anything else is about Chelsea. John Dillon wrote something like this last week when United beat Milan 3-2 "Is there anything more that this team in red can do to test our footballing fantasies than the sublime way in which they reached these dizzy heights at the theatre of dreams last night?" - Pass the sick bag please. I am getting fed up of the Express, The front page is always a new story about a certain woman who was killed in a car crash 10 years ago or doom monger stories like "Asylum seekers have new type of AIDS that can lower your house prices" If Harry Harris thinks he is Britains' best sportswriter I'd hate to see who is the worst.

Not at all, I saw someone get glassed in the face once and it really is not nice!

The 2009 final is in Tel Aviv, late change from Rome :>

Not nice

If you think that getting to Athens is a nightmare/rip off, just imagine if we get to the Final next year. It's £450 for a flight normally, so treble that, you need a visa to get in the country, about £40 when I went, the bizzies are the most corrupt I've ever seen, nicking people's passports and trying to get bribes to not arrest you. You'd have to drive through bandit country to get there by road and the beer might be poisoned. UEFA don't half pick the best places to have the finals don't they?

I went to Athens last July for a weekend break. Mikes Irish bar will have it on, it had most World Cup games on there last year. The drinks are pricey in there though. Its in a bit of a bizarre location as its underneath a skyscraper in the business district with hardly an surrounding nightlife.

Something like that yep He's wrong to rotate because Chelsea and Man U were not able to, they have players injured because they've played more games than us, therefore its not fair on them if they have to play injured/unfit/nackered players. Maybe he should have brought Luis Garcia off the treatment table to play against Chelsea, a bit like Ferguson did with Vidic against Milan and the press would stop moaning.

in 2005 some gimp in the pub where I watched it wore a white AC Milan top and celebrated their 3 goals by running round and celebrating, he got at least 3/4 digs per goal. At the end he was keeping a low profile but some big grock ran over and smashed him right on the nose turning his white top into Terry Butchers' England top.

Evertonians: - what are you going to be doing on the 23rd of this month? - probably in the pub again with your AC Milan scarves and shirts on. Be prepared to have more tears and in some cases blood spilt on them. Why do you care so much about a team you hate? Mourinho: - why can you just not admit that Liverpool are superior to Chelsea in every single way, especially in the humility and class stakes or does it still bother you that you never got to manage us? Mancs - Don't you just hate the fact that the team you think is beneath you in every way is far superior to you in Europe? - Doesnt it do your head in that the "biggest club in the world" has won the European Cup the same amount of times as Porto and Nottingham Forest?

You can get that in ASDA, I drunk that in a bar in Cairns which had 185 beers from around the world. Try Quilmes - its Argentinian, you can buy it in the Korova bar and Rigby's. Had a Chilean beer called Cristal once which was very nice but I haven't seen it in the UK yet.

It is all one way really, Arsenal never did a tap in the league last year but when they got to the final it was the decent thing to get behind them because they are an English team, even though they have lots of foreigners in their team. At least Liverpool still have an English heartbeat, Arsenal are just a team who happen to have their ground in London. Even the likes of Bolton do my head in - last year Sam Allardyce rested most of his first team for an FA Cup game which they predictably lost. Bolton haven't won anything for years yet would still rather finish 5th/6th in the league than win the FA Cup. Reading got knocked out of the FA Cup by the Mancs yet Steve Coppell publicly stated that he wasn't bothered in the slightest as he is keeping them in the top flight, he will get told what a fantastic manager he is by all the press. Liverpool were out of the title race in September/October and lost twice to Arsenal in January, we qualified for next seasons' CL a few weeks ago yet the press think we should risk our players being injured or tired by playing Portsmouth ahead of the Chelsea game. I don't think many journo's like Liverpool do you?

According to various papers, particularly the Daily Express is because we have picked and chosen our competitions and saved ourself for only one tournament. We have devalued the whole of football by doing this and the likes of Man U and Chelsea should be there instead because they have bothered to put up a fight in the league, FA & Carling Cup. I just think it's because we know how to play in Europe and the rest of the Premier League are all bitter, jealous cunts.

We wont get more than 4/5 million for him, Aston Villa, Fulham if they stay up, Man City and Portsmouth may buy him, he'll start off well, something will go wrong, he'll throw a hissy fit then end up as obscure as Salif Diao.

How is Risdale still able to walk the streets safely? - surely some Leeds nutters must have tried to kill him by now?

England caps don't really give a good indication of how good someone is. I'm sure Howard Kendall and Colin Harvey were better players that Geoff Thomas and Carlton Palmer. In my opinion Chris Lawler was the best Liverpool full back ever, the fact that he won only 4 England caps is immaterial. How much would an attacking full back be worth now who could score 61 goals without needing penalties or free kicks? He could also play centre back equally as good. Alves is rated at about 17M so how much would Chris Lawler be worth?. With regards to Ball Harvey and Kendall, I think Everton are OTT calling them the best midfield ever, but then again Bill Kenwright did say once that they invented the beautiful game and not Brazil so nothing should really surprise us.

I would say so yes, mind your arse doesnt burn on the lightbulb though

Its crap - it is just complete and utter misery, does anyone in it ever have a happy life? Someone is always miserable/hates everyone/has affairs/gets aids/has a domineering mother/is always skint/always arguing/has no luck with birds/no fit birds are in it - i could go on but I would probably get too depressed, stay in tonight with a bottle of Teachers Whisky and throw it a family photo.

Yep she's on it somewhere, she's absolutely huge

Well its not everyone's cup of tea, most people just watch it for the breast enlargement operations. Anyway, am I allowed Joanne Lees the bird of the murdered Aussie backpacker Peter Falconio? - there is something about that I find weirdly attractive and not the fact that she may/may not be guilty. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joanne_Lees

Is Madonna ugly enough to get on here?

Just been away with my footy team to Madrid, there were 10 kopites and 2 blues, honestly it is the funniest thing in the world to wind them up, they take the bait every time, the whole weekend we kept winding them up constantly. My mate is a pure wind up merchant and loves saying anything to get them going. He told them that Evertons' CWC victory in 1985 was now obsolete as it didn't exist anymore, it took literally 5.789 seconds for them to mention Heysel and that 1986 would have ben the year that saw Everton conquer Europe. They then launched into the usual "How much did we beat you at Goodison, you're all woolybacks, benitez is a crap manager etc" - We met some Anderlecht supporters in a bar and 5 of them started singing Liverpool songs but one said he supported Everton. The other Anderlecht fans said "I think he was abused as a child" - quality. If we ever got bored we wound them up and they took the bait every single time!

OK, I admit defeat. Mind you, you can find lots of random birds on that link - just seen jet off Gladiators on it. Do you reckon she would have let hereself go enough to be on this thread now?

I hate buying car insurance, i know i'm getting ripped off but its better than your car being put outside the bizzy station with a big yellow sticker on it to warn scallies off doing the same.