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elvis

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  1. :yes: Totally agree with you , the average tory has no concept whatsoever with the average working man/woman. They look after themselves and to hell with the rest, they line their own pockets whenever possible for as long as possible, and when they are caught they lie shamefacedly.In short they are fucking horrible excuses for human beings.But even worse than the tories themselves are the blind s*n reading brainless wankers without a pot to piss in who proclaim themselves to be tories, i mean what the fuck are the tories gonna do for the working classes when they , on the whole cant stand the sight of them?:dunno:
  2. I think if i had the choice the west coast would be high on my list , but property prices seem to have gone nuts in the last 12 monmths or so that ive been looking, although if there are any areas close ish to the city i would consider them.It seems to be the same for calgary , but again city centre for me is not a requirement. What we really need are recommendations of certain good areas , so we can at least begin to search for house prices knowing the areas are ok.The problem is,i know , that the country is so huge, where do you start its a bit scary.Again , thanks for all the replies
  3. WWWRRRRooooong. Ihad sushi in a bar in kuala lumpur for the first time last year , i was very scared but very surprised . It was ace.:P
  4. They started to get on my wick later on , but i thought " these are the days of our lives" was a really good track , your my best friend , love of my life, under pressure,spread your wings......al top tracks
  5. WOW, you cant tell if im taking the piss ? jesus i'm flattered! No piss take honestly , you make me laugh out loud . It must be the delivery or something, youve made me feel all guilty now:(
  6. How do you eat/cook your sea bass?
  7. You are a very funny cunt, how do you get to be like that , are you like a hundred or summat or did you get a degree in sarcasm ? :dunno: I honestly believe if there was a world championship for pisstaking you would be a serious contender and i mean that in a nice/jealous way In short , keep it up.
  8. Glad to hear it! and you are dead right with the mushrooms , properly cooked they are just delicious. :drool:
  9. Paul , do you have shares in Anchor? and are you a fat cunt cunt? if not i will try all your recipes:biggrin:
  10. What was the reason for leaving, and have you always lived in calgary? By the way thanks for the pm when we have given the matter some more thought i will be pestering your email addy like theres no tomorrow.:thumbup:
  11. Thank you Mr Sex, i think the area will be determined by where my wife is offered employment as she is a nurse and i am a lowly wood floor fitter , but i could be wrong if like you say certain areas are booming. Vancouver sounds good also , although its just about as long a flight as we could get. How long from manchester to calgary? As for the weather i would like some variation , not keen for damp areas as our kids are a little asthmatic. Outskirts of a big city would be ideal for me , my wife wouldnt want to be in the centre . Any advice would be helpful, ive only read "idiots" guides to the whole situation. Cheers
  12. is that vancouver itself or vancouver island?is there much difference?
  13. My wife and i are considering moving from the isle of man , and one of the places we are thinking about is Canada. Hopefully my wife being a nurse should help with "getting in". we have 2 girls age 3 and 10 , and the island is great for them ( low crime rate etc) but we are now ready for a change. The problem is this , Canada seems to be slighty bigger than the iom, so wher the hell do we go .:dunno: Any thoughts/advice would be greatly appreciated.
  14. 1. correct and any "stray" nurses will be an added bonus 2.whats new? 3.she does mean it. 4.use your mobile . 5.babies dont eat bacon butties 6.go to your local and watch it live.:thumbup:
  15. cant believe you lot. given half a chance id be up trap 2 like a rat up a drain. So far not a chance , but im not giving up, and when you students get a little older you will know what i mean. "Flange is better" yeah , ok but whats your point? its different. Girls,dont be shy, let us know what you think.
  16. Dont know about the force of elvis but 8 hrs later the force of the chilli is just about to bust me bowels.:eek:
  17. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: where you at boy ?
  18. i suppose its the wrong time for sympathy--- 930 pm on a friday. :whatever:
  19. oh my god , i love you guys im gonna be ok! Perhaps i wont tell my wife til the morning just in case there is some last minute , end of life , husband-pleasing to be had.:party:
  20. This is serious, i've said goodnight to my wife the kids are in bed already its all so quiet , i took delivery of mixed shish kebab, chicken bit was shit hot , but then after my fourth chunk of tough LAMB i noticed that the juices were running red when i squeezed em. Blood red. Tell me straight , am i gonna die young , i`m only 39 :no
  21. over here on the isle of man , we have a twat of a window cleaner with the phrase " LORD OF THE RUNGS" on his tranny van. quite funny i thought but it gets a little slow round here at times, so perhaps is old hat in the real world.
  22. elvis

    2025

    If my wife has her way there will be no tailless little fuckers roaming the island by 2025 , agressive little fuckers they are. Batter our little feline on a regular basis ( probably calling her a comeover in cat speak while they do it) A good outbreak of miximatosis should sort the little fuckers out.:telloff:
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