Today i have had the misfortune of laying a nice new wooden floor in the smelliest , dirtiest , most vile fucking house i have ever seen, in all my years
The place was absolutely rank!
The woman was fat, smelly and god-ugly
I was actually wrenching just weighing the job up, she couldnt understand why i kept disappearing to the van without actually doing anything , i just couldnt bear the thought of spending the afternoon in that stinking pit.
Anyway somehow i mustered the courage to get the work done and leave.
I couldnt wait to get home and in the shower to wash the smell away.
Never again will i enter that house again
The end.