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elvis

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  1. No , its got to be brown bread , always. Soggy white shit ? Be still thy negging finger.
  2. Thats just plain nasty, i'm not talking to you anymore.
  3. Hey bodyguard, its her thread not yours. I can just imagine the conversation " elvis repped me and asked for something naughty " - " right thats it , i'm gonna really shout at that fucker now , grrrrrrrr " Lighten up wideload.
  4. Howabout , "oldmanmagnet" or perhaps "fogeyfeeler" ?
  5. Chubby chaser seems quite popular , cheers guys. And girls.
  6. I dont understand why you're out of work , you could be a translator , a novelist or a comedian quite easily.
  7. Simon , thanks but i dont want to learn spanish with a pikey accent !
  8. Yeah , yeah yeah, so howabout some pictures of your birds legs ?
  9. I just downloaded one set of 8 cds /files , they seem to be pretty good , did you have any grasp of the lingo before you started ?
  10. Its funny you should call me a baby after the trashing you took for being a right little mard arse. I called your bird a chubby chaser , why were you offended?
  11. I can take it all day long fatty, and on the subject of Manning up , well you took some stick on the Ha ha ha, thread the other night didnt you?
  12. More like deliverance, check out the lad on the left.
  13. Christ Lurtz , was that really worth a neg ?
  14. My neighbor is a GP ,he rarely leaves the house before his first appointment, hope this helps.
  15. Whats pimsleur ? And where the fuck is Mandarin?
  16. It seems you purchased a bed the same time as Remmie. Hmmmmm.
  17. It cant be the first time someone has pissed themself in your bed !
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