DalyanPete

Great call mate

Lord save us.

If you drive the first 500 miles, then walk the next 500 you won't fall down when you get to the door.

Can't say I ever had good taste in films and music.

Cristiano Ronaldo no longer buys toilet rolls. He consumes gold coloured wrapping paper and his waste is collected in little wrapped parcels. His staff store this at the correct temperature before being distributed to the poor. This is now a recognised currency on the world market.

Receptionist got a stropp on with me in a Cardiff hotel when I suggested the weight watchers meeting sign that said "please use lift" should have said "please use stairs"

Brilliant

Step forward Stan Boardman, fokker.

Last summer wasn't it?

Ha ha, never picked up on that. Leased.

He just gets them.

When the dentist during check up say, "1- -4, 5,6,7,- - -11." Which then leads to eating a cashew nut and your mouth is like a tumble dryer spinning the fucka round and round for hours.

Brilliant stuff boys, made me laugh.

Stay strong fella.

Ha ha, walking distance

Spoken like a county road cutter. Tipp blue I go to liverpool because Everton are there end of, I'll go to BMD when the new stadium is up and running. I never heard of BMD before Everton went about buying it, I didn't know that the waterfront was a world heritage site before Everton went about planning. In short everything I know and care about in Liverpool city revolves around Everton, and honestly couldn't care less what else happens in the city.

No argument offered m'lud. Would be funny if it all came back to him though.

Haven't gone that deep into it Baz, but obviously it's pissing on someones chips at UNESCO and this is the straw that broke the camels back. Having had a boozer not far from there I can confirm it's badly in need of something.

I get the indignation against UNESCO but don't for one minute think that they haven't visited Liverpool which seems to be the narrative put out. The council made a big play of the heritage status so don't be surprised if it gets removed if you move away from the things that got us the status. Fuck me the council knocked the Cavern down. This is on chippy tits. Also, apart from an extra 10000 bums on seats I don't see the sudden upturn in visitors/tourists/hotel rooms. It's a football ground with no history. Fuck them.

Carlo walks Rafa in. UNESCO. What a time to be a blue. Oh everton.

Well I hope they're fuckin happy. Nice one chippy tits.

It's not as though Turkey were unaffected As the bars shut at 9, home by 10. Mask on all the time when you leave home and can't go out on a Sunday... I can confirm, Turkey is affected.

Sounds good to me, I'm in

So fuckin funny

Nice human being.