Red Mist

They are?

I'm not. In fact, I'm shitting it. The number of chances Arsenal create against any opposition they face is fecking scary. They just need one good day and they would twat any poor bastards that cross them (like 'boro last season and the blueshite the season before). With Momo out, I'd be thrilled to take a point from there, especially given our track record away to Arsenal. Henry will get his cutomary goal, let's just hope it's after we've scored first.

Yes, indeed. That is precisely Chelsea's sinister motives behind all this. That's why that shitbag Ashley Cole came out claiming the refs are against his club. That's why Mourinho is meeting with the head of referees. They have a couple of decisions not go their way and they are kicking up a huge stink about it, and it's quite a dangerous situation for other clubs who play Chelsea now because the ref will be under pressure to give Chelsea all the 50/50 decisions. It's a worrying development and hopefully the spineless FA can do something about these motherfuckers. Preferably expel them from the league altogether.

You're not wrong...

She's divorcing that hillbilly rapper. There was a time when I would have stepped into the breach and given Brit a good seeing to, but now that she has TWO (count 'em, TWO) kids, I'm no longer interested. But she's still rich though, that's one thing still in her favour.

Come on you shrimpers, just a few more mins...

Everything to do with Chelsea is loathsome. Their manager, their captain, their horrible players, their bastard owner, their cunt of a chief executive, their supporters and all their mums and dads. All horrible bastards. Dare I say it, Chelsea are becoming more abhorrent to me than even ManUre. Never thought I'd ever say that about another team.

Owen's international record isn't all that great. Especially compared with Milan Baros!

I hope a giant meteorite strikes a packed Stamford Bridge (ha! That'll be the day) wiping out everything and everyone to do with that shitty little club.

East London isn't as anti-white as Rash makes out. There are LOADS of whites that live here now. They're all from eastern Europe, replacing the ethnic whites who left for the Undying Lands. Or somewhere like that. But East London is a disturbing place to be. In some parts of the region you'd think you're in Pakistan. Cross the road and you're somewhere in Poland or elsewhere in East Europe. Go to a back street and suddenly you're in sub-Saharan Africa. The West Indies isn't too far from here either. It's too confusing for my liking and I can see a Balkans-like situation emerging unless we stop flooding London with so many different ethnicities. The government should ban the new EU arrivals, new asylum seekers and incoming foreign workers from residing in London and the South East, and disperse them around the country. Otherwise we are heading for a disaster in the not-too distant future.

They're a class side on the pitch but off it they're a bunch of babies who can't accept defeat. Has anyone ever heard Wenger give credit to the opposition when they're beaten? Ever? Even Mourinho and Ferguson have done so (probably just patronising the other team, mind you) but Wenger always has an excuse.

Well firstly I'm not going to pay KT just to ask this one fucking question, when chances are somebody on here might know. And secondly, even if I was dumb enough to pay KT just to ask this question, nobody might know or remember the member in question. So might as well ask it here, if that's alright with everyone...

I often pop into RedCafe to spy on the enemy so to speak, I always raise a chuckle when reading posts made by a Red called 'Davo' who hangs around there. Just recently he made a post which kinda shocked me, regarding a old Redcafe member called 'ChampionsElect', who unless I'm mistaken was on Koptalk years ago, known as "Gaudi". This Gaudi was fairly liked at KT despite being a Manc and apparently had terminal cancer which eventually led to his death, leading to much mourning on Koptalk. But look at what davo says here: What the hell? Anyone shed some light on this? Was this actually a hoax? Or have I got my wires crossed somewhere?

Wenger's a hard case. He picked a fight with Fergie too and Ginsoak backed off, and called out Jol too who also chickened out. Now Pardew faced the wrath of Wenger. Beneath that calm exterior lies a warrior's heart.

Mayweather is not going to quit like he says. Every boxer claims he will retir young but they never fucking do. Floyd will go on till he's aged 40.

Mikey will never be the same player again. In fact, the season he left it was clear that he was nothing like how he once was. I prefer to cherish the memories of the teenage Owen we once had, the most feared striker in all of Europe (for a brief time). The Owen of today is nothing like the original Owen and I truly think we got the best out of him. Good luck in the Championship next season Mikey, thanks for the memories.

Well, in fairness Owen's claim to legendhood is debatable. He's not far off, but a true legend, like Kenny, Barnesy, Keegan etc.? Very debatable.

If Rafa says Fowler is a legend, then that's good enough for me. Besides, can you REALLY argue with that? Robbie is the only club legend we have, soon to be followed by Stevie, Carra and possibly Sami.

Fucking retard. Why the fuck will Fulham fans chuck coins at their victorious players? "much chance of it being a Fulham supporter" my arse. Fulham supporters aren't scumbags, unlike the goons who follow Everton.

The club need to show some fucking balls then. Why are UEFA giving us these silly little commands on our own turf? Screw them. If we want to show some appreciation for one of our Istanbul heroes then it should be of no conern to UEFA. The meddling fucks.

I want to kill the ITV commentator who kept saying how great Lampard's goal was, and how it was not a fluke. It was the most blatant fluke of all time.

What a shame Vladi isn't playing. Hope he still gets the heroes reception he deserves!

The pear is a poor man's apple. Too juicy, messy and not tasty enough.

She seems to have a penchant for black males. What do they offer that whities lack? Other than huge dicks?

Some pre-slutty pics. Or rather, less slutty...her sexy Holloaks days.