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i haven't had a drink this time. firstly, i fed up of hearing people moan about '[we've dropped this many points but we are still up there'........ the fact that we should be 6 or so points clear is enough to dismiss this stupidy but the fact that it's our own fault makes it more annoying. secondly, i think one more show of negativity from rafa will turn me against him and i'll hop, skip and jump onto that band wagon. i'm fed up of being 1 up and sitting back, why not go one up and then realise we can do more? shit house style of football at it's highest. thirdly, the robbie keane saga. i'v heard that he is being left out because he turned his nose up at the derby game, to me this is fair enough and he should have been out on his arse the very first time he shook his head or chatted back under his breath to rafa. if that's not enough reason to leave him out then the fact that he is fucking shite is! i'm not even arsed, all the paddy bummers can carry on about how amazing he is all they like, he's shit. heskey tonight played better than keane has done all year and would of cost a fraction of the cost and he's a shit option at best. crouch is ten times the player. finally, i didn't realise its the blue shite vs. united this week. i'm waiting for the classless, webbed footed, no necked homos to bend over and take it like the little shit bags they are. i seriously wouldn't put it past the small time bastards to hand united the points.

i'v been training like a mother fucker trying to get rid of the fat on my bottom abs for months. i'v had worms for a week and it's gone. it's weird, i never had them once as a kid and i'v had them once when i was 16 and once now. i had the tablet yesterday so all is well :D PS. i honestly don't find worms embarrassing.

daniel, pinball wizard and your song. edit: i'm not gay.....

the main moral of the above story is that doing teh bully in helps your problem with the bully. but from then on everyone who sees / saw him as a hard case then sees you as a hard case and find the need to test their hard-ness on you. it causes more problems in the long run but the bully won't go near you again.

when i first got to high school i loved gambling. fruit machines mainly but i enjoyed that when you played 'jingles' it was more competetive because you could win or lose to somebody else. our school was split up, year 7 and 8 in one building and the rest in another. i was playing with this fat, ginger scally from year eight and he picked the coins up to do odds and evens and done a runner. the next day i was late and as i was walking down the corridor (it was empty because i was late) i saw him and his mate walking up it. i walked a little faster to catch them up and shout him. as he turned i chinned him and put my foot on his head. i'v never seen anyone cry so fast in my life. he handed over 3 quid so i got 200% interest :D it worked for me. everyone knew this lad as a hard case and his brother was a few years older and also known as a hard case. when the story spread that i got robbed and planted him to get it back i started to get called rocky. this did me no favours....... thats was the beginning of my unlicensed playground boxing career.

REINA: CAV HAS EARNED A CHANCE i probably have less confidence in him than shithands. cahill and anichebe will rip him a new one.

obviously you won't get them to admit it but i think they know we are going to kick arse this year. that makes their single point worth more because they can say 'yeah, but you only drew against us at anfield' and other such bollocks.

i found the time i baught a tube of pringles (rare thing for me to eat crisps at all) and got them home to find a tube of crumbs quite annoying. thats was the first and last time that i 'drank' crisps.

i said 'even compared to when i was at school'. things have changed quick. i blame them stupid videos on youtube of fannys with guns and knives mainly. people talk about the videos so kids think its cool to be like that. i remember one kid gettin stick in our school off some prick and i felt sly even tho i weren't involved. the lad was washing the mud off his hands in the shower and another lad ran in, kecked him and started beating him up. the lad who got it was the smallest in the year and a typically nice lad. the bully was a typical bully, the one with mentors and stuff. needless to say the lad got turned over about 6 times in the same week and ended up leaving school. it's all fun when a bully gets bullied out of school.

bullying is a whole new ball game now, even compard to when i was at school. when a bully tried it on, you wait til he's on his own and flatten him. nowadays you get him on his own and he'll stab / shoot you. the other thing i noticed at school was the 'popular' group where always the ones with no mates who always ended up together. quite funny really.

this may sound random but........ what do you think of iran? a bit backward? a bit old fashioned? Iran have probably the best rule when it comes to children bullying in schools and stuff. if a child is caught bullying / victimising / abusing another child their whole family is forced by law to leave the village. if iran can take it this seriously why can't we? i hate how schools play it down. we need one head teacher who is worth his salt to take a stand and say 'right, i'm going to deal with bullying in this placeonce and for all' and hopefully all other heads will see how well run and stuff his school is and they'll all get on the band wagon......... the ideal world of beef eh?

maybe, but it beats the dirty, cloudy excuse we get. our garden tap is clearer than our kitchen tap.

so have i, birmingham in the carling cup was the worst one. as for going the pub i meant stay here, the one4 is only 1.50 a bottle, spoons is only a quid a bottle and you can see the game in the frost, the wild rose and the lime kiln and you would be able to drink as long as you like without being harrassed for stealing from service stations.

they all sell the same stuff you turd burglar. they also all have leccy wheelchairs for the elder customers. you'll feel right at home.

you might aswell be drinking piss.

if you want a bevvy go the boozer you prick. i hate seeing pissed pricks at the game. fair enough we all have a drink but you don't need it that much. you get plenty on the coach. who wants shite, flat ale in a warm plastic 'glass' anyway?

'it's all about us, it's all about us, you bitter blue bastards, it's all about us' says it perfectly if you ask me.

we spoke about this yesterday and i didn't know the song about carsleys kid. and i still don't as a matter of fact. there is nothing i would love more than to see 3000 bitter twisted faces crawling home covered in waz and feeling the wrath of a 5 - 0 defeat and being lobbed out of the cup. i'm at the point now where if i saw a blue nose getting flattened (on holiday or what ever) i wouldn't go near. i would be happy to see every one of them get their heads stamped on. before you try, don't give me the shite about 'it's only a minority of their fans.....' because i'm sick and tired of hearing it then witnessing week in week out (no matter who they are playing) the lot of them screaming at the top of their voices about gerrards baby and murderers.

i'v been saying the same since christmas. by now we are normally well out of it. after all we are liverpool. we do nothing the easy way. it simply wouldn't be liverpool is we walked away with it. it's going to be messy and a little bit scrappy but we are miles and miles from out of it. to be honest we are in a stronger position now than before united went top. liverpool as a team don't perform well when we have to defend our place but now we are whisker off the pace......bring it on. we are a chasing team. bring on the chase.

if that doesn't wind them up i don't know what will. let's face it, if your all too worried about being classy rather than sticking up for your club and your city then you may aswell give the title over now.

my only tip would be to only get what you need. mobile phone contract, leccy and gas (by the card i think is best at first so you know where you're up to), food (most of my 'groceries' money goes on the basics and water and thats only 13p a bottle from the asda. i drink two bottles a day). obviously when i get in to my own place something will fuck up with the car and i'll have a massive cash set back but we'll worry about that when it happens. edit: i just read over this and it sound like it's taking the piss a little. i'm serious. when your in the asda and what not you get tempted to buy all kinds and you'll probably find it a month down the line in a green fur coat.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTENT IS NEITHER AFFILIATED OR ENDORSED BY TLW if you've read the article by paul someone or other and read the posts below it you will see that our retarded cousins sang 'united top of the league' and 'we've fucked your season up' simply to hit us where it hurts. well, they seem pretty used to being told they've not won a thing in 14 years and that their best manager hasn't won a trophy or been to a final so how can we 'hit them where it hurts'? - obviously, knock them out the cup by 4 or 5. - throw crisp bags full of piss on them from the upper annie. my suggestions are pretty lame (the second one anyway) so feel free to post your own. good flags / banners or songs would be good.

small time kit. looks like sunday league. edit: wouldn't be out of place being worn by portsmouth.

the only decent part of the play was the cheekyness of the ball. it was a shit ball and rediculously easy to clear but it was too cheeky to be expected. the ball was knee height to the front post. thats easy to clear compared to the usual stomach hieght ball aimed for the diving header. the game should of been put to bed after torres hit the post. we had a man over and torres ignored him and chose to try and chip the keeper on a shite angle.

i know it's easy to say after the event and all that but.... he was offside when the ball was played. he made a run around the back and there was only pepe playing him on.