Uncle Junior

The kids a loose cannon, but do you want a team full of fuckin choir boys? Some of you guys are real fuckin pussies. The kids got stugots, which is more than some of you fuckos do.

AJ, what the fuck are you doin here?

Says the fuckin guy who made Ralph Cifaretto a fuckin captain. You're judgement ain't worth shit my little nephew. Now getthfuckouttahere this is my turf. Shouldn't you be on a forum with other suicidal depressed assholes?

Hoooooooooooo. What's with the Italian stereotypin? Just because a guys name ends in a vowel means he's a fuckin criminal now? You're English, but am I sittin here accusin you of sippin fuckin tea from a little fuckin china cup with your fuckin little pinky in the air? No, so why don't you extend me the same fuckin courtesy asshole.

Italia!! Italia!! Italia!!

Jesus Christ I know this fuckin kid. He's a fuckin rat, he went into the witness protection scheme two years ago after testifying against three of my best guys. Look at him now though, the piece of shit cocksucker. Sitting around on fuckin plastic chairs with his fuckin skanky pucchiacha goomah and his asshole cousin. My guys in the can got it better then he does, the poor fuck. First the feds, then Milan, he's always picking the wrong the team this asshole.

What the fuck are you laughin at asshole.

Jeez, I really hope I don't ever get on the wrong side of you guys. Nasty emails and callin his cell phone, really fuckin heavy shit. I've had wars with the Gambino's and Bonnano's, but even I wouldn't take on you guys. Fuckin pussy's.

What?

Hehehehe, sorry my friend I thought you were somebody else.

Fuck you asshole

You know what they say.... when in Rome - do what the douchebags do

Hehehe thats what she told you. ;)

I bet you jerked off when you saw it. Fuckin deviant asshole. I like this Crouch kid though, he looks like he knows how to have a good time. Besides, frogboy doesn't like him and thats as good a character reference as you'll find. I was quite the dancer myself back in the day, but this Crouch kid, he sure can move.

Have a look at number 92 on that list. That was mine.

She's just tired. Women always have that look when I'm done with them. Hehehehe.

Sorry kid, I already have a nephew. If you were to 'get rid' of him, then maybe we can talk. That fat fuck has been a pain in my ass his whole life. He's a mental case too you know, he goes to a shrink.

Another fuckin wiseass. Go shit in your hat.

What the fuck are you talkin about? Whats this talk about chains? You makin a joke about me goin to the can? I took that picture myself, she just left my house about ten minutes ago. Sorry frogboy, that's just the way things are now. Ginny Sac? She's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

Hey frogboy, your old lady's a real class act

I don't know who this Smicer kid is, but I like him a hell of a lot better than I do this fuckin frogboy asshole. That's whats wrong with the world today, people got no fuckin respect.

Pronounced douchebag.

Hehehehe. You think wrong asshole. Seriously, you're alright I guess...... for a geek who wants to fuck robots.

My nephew Anthony screwed a gal with only one leg on my fuckin sofa, the inconsiderate prick. A Russian kid, she used to clean my house and cook for me. My nephew is a real fuckin coozhound though these days. He'd fuck a catchers mit.

I'm sure you assholes have noticed I haven't been around much recently. Just so you know, it's nothin personal against you fellas. I still have just as low an opinion of you all as I always have. Hehehehehe. No, I'm just breakin your balls. I've not been around much because I've been in and out of court, tryin to convince that fat fuck asshole judge that I'm not mentally fit to stand trial. It's a fuckin killer havin to pretend to be a fuckin whackjob 24/7, but I just look at some of the fuckin braindead cocksuckers on here and try to do what they do. It seems to be workin, so special thanks to you crazy assholes. Some actors spend time workin with the people they are gonna be portrayin. Take DeNiro, this guy was constantly on the phone to that rat fuck Henry Hill when he made Goodfellas. That's a true fuckin pro, he wanted to get the character down fuckin perfect. Just like me, I come on here and watch crazy fucko's like frogboy, momo, the robot guy and the rest in their natural habitat, and I learn. It's a lot easier than goin to a fuckin mental institute thats for sure. Only yesterday I walked into the courtroom and just started banging my head against the fuckin wall cuz one of the jurors was a big tall thin guy with buck teeth. The judge and jurors looked at me like I was Jack fuckin Nicholson in one flew over the cuckoo's nest. I got frogboy to thank for that one. So then the judge asks me if I'm ok, and if I need a glass of water. "I'll stick the fuckin glass up your ass you fat fuck" I screamed. I got Momo to thank for that one. Then, when the fuckin D.A. asshole starts listing the charges against me and says, 'Do you understand what I just said' I reply "Of course sir, I am fluent in over six million forms of communication" Hehehehe that one I got from that robotwannabe cocksucker TK whatever the fuck he's called. You bunch of crazy bastards might just keep my sweet old Italian ass out the can yet.