Alan Sex
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I’d take Lemmy in a fight with Essex any day. Honestly, Lemmy wouldn’t even fight. He’d just say “let’s sit and have a drink”. Lemmy would just be getting started as Essex died of alcohol poisoning.
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Basically the young Gorn are like council estate kids - feral and dangerous. some will however grow up to get jobs and an education.
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This does help.
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Just a thought that maybe the wavy lines are more silvery but catch the light in a rainbow effect like the hologram on a credit card.
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I’ve used fruit preserves as lubrication in my fleshlight. Balling jam.
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- the second coming of stevie
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Mo Salah Mo Salah Running to the bank He’s signed for 3 more years So I’m having a wank
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I’ve go the biggest Mo on right now.
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Milner “hey Nike fellows, I have some designs for you” nike “not now James, we’re busy “.
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Players Who Never Fulfilled Their Potential
Alan Sex replied to Bjornebye's topic in FF - Football Forum
Robin Friday. Coulda been a contender. For us, another is Kewell. -
I picked Rimmer, then realized as funny as it is I should have picked Enfield. Oh well, looks like a runaway anyway.
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I always got the feeling the other players looked down on him.
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My favourite thing about Nunez is that if you zoom in on his neck tattoo, it’s a stick figure bending over another stick figure and giving it a spanking on the bum. Proper.
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- like throwing a horse onto the pitch
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Worth a listen, methinks.
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Long live players with names that end in Z.
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I’m ok with this situation. As much as I like Mane, there were times last season when I thought teams looked like they had figured us out. Diaz did well to change the dynamic- and with him and Nunez in we will have a different threat up front. Nobody knows quite what it will look like, including us.
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He’s coming home! Apparently we’re following the trend of signing an old pro to play with the Under 23 squad to give them some on field mentoring and coaching. Who knows, if There is a crisis maybe he’ll get a run out with the first team.
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- best a mong can get
- bought the company
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Yep. My favourite part is near the start where Darth Vader is on the Destroyer watching Dr Who.
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Look up street soccer ball or street football on Amazon
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Why on the chest? I’m getting one that says Dez. When he scores, it will say Darwin Gabriel Núñez Ribeiro.
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What about one of those indoor training ones that’s like a big tennis ball?
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You could definitely see which team was more Hungary.
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- stig fingers cats
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Yep. Still awesome. Hoping we get a bit more of Brother Kirk - that moustache is sublimely cheesy.
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It would help relieve the pain, for sure.
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Welcome Darwin. Soon to be taking us on a trip to the Galapagoals islands!
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After my accident, I woke up in hospital with a sexy nurse standing over me. She said “you may not feel anything from the waist down”. “Fair enough” I replied, and felt her tits.
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- laughs 'n shit
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