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What time is the draw on tomorrow? Or at least, the starting time, and then I'll just add 3 hours on, time enough to make dinner, have a shower, walk the dog, and sit down with a movie before learning our quarter final opponents.

Let's just see what happens, if, as reported, 777 do not give them any more handouts. It's a real cliff-edge scenario. They're truly living hand to mouth at the moment. When do they get their share of the PL money for the season? It's going to be gone before they get their hands on it. Like many we've all worked with over the years, getting loans from different people every day. Then on Friday, no sooner have they got their wage packet in their hands, than they're paying back everything they've borrowed all week, and they're left with a quid in their pocket for the weekend. Back to square one. That stick in the cogwheel is coming round...

Never mind the Ferndale Lodge, I want to know what went on in Spitroast Crosby! Or do I? The name conjures up all sorts.

The type of things seen in these closeups are not Photoshop 'editing', they are shocking AI mashups. If she had edited the image, that still wouldn't explain why she would supposedly edit her own hands. For an institution paying indecent sums for PR to make them look their best, presumably also including at least one photographer who can master Photoshop, nobody has thought to review that image carefully before it was put out. Releasing that thinking 'The plebs will never notice, hawhaw' is the absolute epitome of their ignorance and arrogance. One thing they've not accounted for is that with AI becoming so much more common, is that so too are the mistakes it shows up. They may have pored over the faces and choosing the expressions making them all look so 'happy family', but missed out the smaller details that shows them for what they are - massive fucking frauds. Also, interesting, but not at all surprising, that when it comes to having someone to blame, it falls upon the woman, the 'outsider' to take the flak.

After the paparazzi were blamed for the death of Diana, the Associated Press are being very up front with their blatant 'Kill notification'. That's if Willam or someone else hasn't got there before them.

But being Everton, truth is stranger than fiction, and they're actually living and breathing Groundhog Day, not just day after day, but year after year. Bill Murray's character was merely the figment of a screenwriter's imagination, that lasted about 90 minutes.

Villa in self-implosion mode. Quick fire 2 goals conceded and now a straight red card for captain, McGinn

After Bournemouth away on Wednesday, Luton have a great opportunity next weekend at home against Forest. Just hope they're not goosed after Wednesday's game.

I'd forgotten about Traore at Fulham. Thank fuck those days when the kick & rush merchant was with Wolves and heavily linked with us, never materialised. All blow & show, and no end product. How he ever got recognition of earning the Usher 'my boy' status, I'll never know. Oh wait, that's the joke, is it?

Sheffield Utd 2 up V Bournemouth now, but it'll be all for nothing as they'll lose their next 5 games

In March!

What are the chances of another first for the club that prizes them so dearly? The scenario: Having had a points deduction, later amended, they receive another, maybe similarly amended, maybe not. Then their proposed takeover by 777 goes to shit when the Premier League reject their application, thus forcing them into administration, and a new record of being the first club to receive a third points deduction in the same season. Impressive stuff if it were to happen. If anyone can do it, they can.

67 mins Post update Man Utd 2-0 Everton Manchester United are playing much better now. They look a clear level above Everton. That will be a relief to the Utd fans, knowing that their money has been spent well, all to be 'a level', note the singular, above Everton

With no trophies on the horizon, his eyes were obviously dazzled by the £££ signs Not to mention the startling sum on offer for his son to put out the cones.

Levels of delusion run deep amongst that lot.

It's absolutely insane that MacAllister is running towards the halfway line and not only foresees the pass, but then has to play it, at a sharp angle behind him, landing it perfectly into Darwin's path, who doesn't have to break stride.

The Pickford of Prague. Could've done with some longer arms for a couple of them.

Did I count three assists for Elliott?

Xabi's Leverkusen pulled it back to 2-2 in the end

Dom back with a goal, too

Fuck me, another wondergoal from Nunez

He's just been seen running round the block helicoptering his dick

Half decent effort, that!

Naturally. As blue as the Mersey.

The Deluded Fuckwit Trophy is theirs in perpetuity.