alles ist gut

His agent will see his arse, I shit you not

It's all over at Hetton-le-Hole, and LFC have come out on top by 2 goals to 1, an own goal and a Brewster pelanty overcoming the opening goal by Kimpioka early in the second half.

Under-23 League Cup group game at Sunderland, 12 noon, no TV :- Atherton; Gallacher, Larouci, van den Berg, Clayton, Chirivella, Christie-Davies, Dixon-Bonner, Kane, Longstaff, Brewster. Subs: Winterbottom, Boyes, Williams. That’s all, apparently, according to the Echo.

It will end up with him killing Mustafi, or the other way round.

It's all a smokescreen for Pards

full time 6-3 We were the best team on the pitch for 40 minutes. Shame we were already 6-1 down before then. The substitutes should feel proud of their performances, as should Woltman. Hopefully we can get at least one more actual forward fit to play over the international break.

Corness wins the ball on the edge of the area, feeds Woltman, who scores. 6-3. Three minutes left.

Sub : Morton off, Corness on in midfield.

There's a bit of that, plus they had to take off one of their best players, and we've stopped trying to hoof it.

West Brom have the ball in the net, but Ojrzynski clearly fouled as the ball came back off the crossbar. Twenty minutes left.

6-2 Clarkson with the killer pass, Bradley finishes into the far corner for his first goal for us at this level.

Sub : Walls off, Wilson on at right-back.

Second half substitute : Bradley on for Beck; Norris goes to left-back.

Ste says 'injured' (no body part specified) - as is Balagizi, and the other long term injuries that we already know about.

6-1 Max Woltman with the close-range rebound after Hill hits the post from a Clarkson cross. Half time. In hindsight, the header that Norris couldn't get on target in the first minute was as good as it got.

Getting physically dominated in the middle of the park, and there's no option to bypass the midfield, either wide or central. A corner from the right is pushed into his own net by Oyrzynski, 6-0.

4-0 Casual at the back again, loose ball goes to their striker Malcolm who completes his first-half hat-trick from the right side of the area. and now 5-0, Malcolm again

3-0 Our back line conspire to give the ball away in their own area again, resulting in another tap-in.

2-0 Walls loses the ball on the right and their centre-forward drives into the area and slots it past Ojrzynski.

1-0 WBA, they break down the right, and the cross is tapped in from close range.

Under-18s at West Brom, 11.30, LFCTV & so on :- Ojrzynski; Walls, Beck, Koumetio, Savage, Clarkson, Morton, Cain, Woltman, Hill, Norris. Subs : Davies, Quansah, Bradley, Wilson, Corness.

Top, top banquet analysis Dave.

Ceballos feigned injury to get out of it

Which one do you think would be better at Hungry Hungry Hippos?

Announced tonight that it will be in Lima. Assuming Peru is safe for business on the 23rd, that is.