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Dont get it, the players are the ones who have let Liverpool down, Kenny's the one who got us playing entertaining football again, even when we were losing we were playing well and we had enough chances in ever game to win it. Why does anyone want Benetez back the football he played was boring as fuck an he went out to not lose the game,any big name will want 200 million to spend so it looks like rogers or martinez but will they get a year an a half like Kenny did an dont forget how long ferguson got before he got it right an look at them now.

ive been trying for ages, I spent a couple of hours trying to record a program, I managed to do it once but cant remember how i did it. Ive been on the internet and you can buy things that can go on the back of your recorder that stops macro media from working. i haven't got one so i dont know if they work. like to know if they worked.

We've got one out and out winger Pennant, he's got his faults, but he'll give us the width we need which will give us a more balanced side. The problem for me is Rafa's got the houlier syndrome, sacrificing the team and how we play because he's pissed off with players or the board. He needs to pick his dummy up, get back in the pram and play players in their positions and go all out to win every game, lets win 5-3, 4-2, instead of hoping to get a 1-0 win.

He was born to make our life better and to give the best answers to the fucking idiot monkey man 'keys' questions.

An ugly bloke walks in a pub with a massive smile on his face, the barman asks why is he so happy. " well I was walking home across the railway line and I saw a woman tied to the tracks, so I took her to my flat and we had the best sex ever " the barman says " what did she look like" I dont know says the man I haven't found the head yet.

A bloke goes to the doctor's " doctor I've been raped by an elephant" are you sure says the doc " yes says the man i'm a zoo keeper" well bend over and i'll examine you says the doc " fuck me says the doc I know elephants are well hung but your arse holes the size of a bucket" I know, the bastard fingered me first.

3 Mice in a pub talking about how hard they are, 1st mouse says i'm so hard I ate rat poison for breakfast. Thats nothing says the 2nd I took cheese off a mouse trap and then began to bench press the bar of the trap. The 3rd mouse started to walk out of the pub, Where do you think your going the other 2 ask "just nipping home to shag the cat"

Yes mate I've got it on DVD If ya wonna send me an E-Mail and we can sort summat out. ivor.biggun@ntlworld.com