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Hermes

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  1. English has a capital "E" when used in that context actually. Resits are held in November if memory serves me right.
  2. SS is currently viewing this twice. He must be schizophrenic, maybe his name is only "S".
  3. Hermes

    Manpuking

    Remmie, Your sick.
  4. Your only connection with Welsh is sheep shagging.
  5. Dragracing?, you mean jockeys dressed in womens clothes. Whatever turns you on mate. Strange lot you Scandinavians.
  6. Hermes

    Maria

    DT, I see some of your Danish pals are now posting on here. I recognise some of the words from the translation of my fanzine articles.
  7. Wayne Rooney was even uglier as a baby, his mother used to pull his pram.
  8. Get off my back, one being sent tonight, the other Thursday as promised.
  9. Wayne Rooney is so fat that the other day I swerved my car to avoid running him over in the road, I ran out of petrol before I got around him.
  10. When Alex Ferguson promised new faces at Old Trafford, Gary Neville said "Can I have one please boss". Luke Chadwick-the unacceptable face of British football.
  11. Duncan Ferguson was also charged with assault for beating a burglar senseless after he broke into his house. His lawyer argued that the burglar was already senseless before he broke in, where else did he expect Ferguson to be on a Saturday afternoon.
  12. King me!?????????. I give up trying to play Chess on here, you should all stick to talking about Pawn, bashing your Bishops and picking up Queens every Knight. Got to go now, getting board. [%sig%] Post Edited (07-22-03 22:54)
  13. Actually Dave, it was my dad who made up the Sultan of Brunei joke at the time. I kid you not.
  14. Roman Abramovich has denied rumours that he was planning to purchase Everton Football Club and install his son as Chairman. Abramovich said "I think somebody overheard me saying that I was looking to buy my son a cowboy outfit for his birthday".
  15. Can you have initials like "SS" and not be racist?.
  16. Methinks Mr. Brennan has discovered the wonders of excessive consumption of alcohol.
  17. Has there ever been a longer post than this?.
  18. Hermes

    Mellor

    DT, As I clicked on "Post" with that message I realised you would come back with that one-you bastard.
  19. Thanks for the Chess site tip mate. Logged on and started a game with a guy in Florida. Cheers.
  20. Confirmed, check below. http://www.planetfootball.com/article.asp?id=155313&cpid=23&title=Barca+land+Ronaldinho"/>
  21. Another snub for Slur Alex. Kewell, Ronaldinho and Emerton. "Any player in the world would want to play for Manchester United" Alex Ferguson
  22. Yes, the Van Nistelrooy of the Chess board. [%sig%]
  23. Hermes

    Mellor

    Mellor will never make it with the first team. The best we can hope for is that somebody considers it worthwhile bidding around £2m for him.
  24. A great game to play on the internet, any takers let me know.
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