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I've just popped down the local JB to have a gander at the new shirt and from a far it's nice but up close it's utter utter cheap shirt. Now to be fair all replica shirts are a rob off anyway, 12p to make in a field in Thailand but this one has the Carlsberg sign and the club badge stuck on like a name and number on the rear. The home shirt has Carlsberg in that fluffy material and the badge is sown on and looks decent, but this new one looks fucking awful. Bet Parry and Co are laughing their bollocks off at the money coming in for dodgy cheap shite they’re selling to the fans, needs sorting out!! As for this so called euro shirt, if it is real then it looks ok but looks like the sticky Carlsberg and Badge are on it just like the new away shirt.

He's just helped us win the European Cup, he's had his fair amount of ladies in his time here and now he has moved to a team in a hot country who are title contenders year after year and have even more fit birds for him to use his tool on in a nearby supermarket but still he can't smile!!!! http://www.pao.gr/index.php?action=player&category_id=58&language_id=3&player_id=295 Same old Croation Love Rocket. Respect the IGOR! :thumbup:

Warnock drives the BMW x5 also

Lads, lets just cald down a bit. He did say those words, not very loud like but I heard them but not a lot did, but I believe he didn't mean them in a racest way, if he had then I would have put that down in the first place. He is no way a racist it's just something that slipped out by mistake, just like Big Ron but not half as bad. There were a few coloured guy's in attendance that night and they just laughed as they knew he wasn't saying it in a racist way. Any chance we can just close the subject now?

Before I start I just wanna say I’m still on cloud 9 after Wednesday night, unfuckingbelievable, it only proper sunk in that we won it on Monday just gone when I put Sky Sports News on and saw on the info bar “Champions League Winners – Liverpool”. How good is the feeling of being the European Cup Holders! Anyway, back to my main reason for this post. I managed to get tickets through Carlsberg to watch the game at Anfield with the company of an “Ex Red”, which turned out to be Ian St John. Now I’ve always thought he was a bit of a tosser when he did the odd Radio City match commentary and fair does I loved the “St and Greavesy” show on a Saturday afternoon all those years ago (can you remember the pro footballer 100meter sprint, pure quality) but what he said during the night was, well put it this way, I would have slapped him if I could prise myself away from the free beer. At half time he ripped into Troare, Smicer and Kewell. Kewell deserves all he got but he said that Smicer should never have joined the club, and he has never done a good thing for us since he did “unfortunately” join. Now to be honest Smicer has never made the world stand and take note but I think he has been a bloody good squad player for us, and has given 100% most of time, ok a few games he wasn’t with it but overall you can’t say he should never have joined the club. So you don’t remember the goal in the dying seconds a few years back against Chelsea then eh St John? Then to Traore, he said he is the worst player at the club by a country mile and that he should have been sacked after the Burnley game, he even had the cheek to say all the games we lost this season were down to him! I have backed Traore since he played at centre back in Houlliers last season in charge, true I still get nervous when he has the ball in his own half but this season he is the most improved player at the club, apart from the Croatian lord love rocket Igor that is. When Dudek saved the last peno the place went nuts as you can imagine and I made it a priority to first have a pile on in Anfield (not a lot of people can say they have done that) and secondly to go to St John and tell him what was on my mind, the exact words I shouted down the fuckers ears was “Up Yer Arse St John Yer Scottish Twat!!” The only funny thing he said all night was when he was referring to Cisse, he kept calling him “The Big Cisse”, he even said “The Big Black Cisse” at one stage, do you think St John is bent? The point to this mail is this, Ian St John is a cock, the end.

Mate, I know how you feel. The girlfriend is giving me shit as I cancelled meeting her in town to watch the game cause I've got tickets through Carlsberg to watch the match at Anfield. She didn't understand why that is a better place to watch it, I hung up on her, she hasn't spoke to me since but all I can think about is the game tonight and nothing else. Bollocks to them (birds), bollocks to work, bollocks to everything apart from the 11 red men tonight! (18 inc subs, sorry!)

I second that!

I saw Stevie Warnock yesterday as he lives a few doors down from my birds house and he didn't look happy at all, I undersatnd why now. There was me with a big grin on my face when I drove past him and there he was walking his dogs with a face like thunder. I feel sorry for the lad as he is far better than the likes of Josemi and is a decent cover for the other boys. Let's just hope he doesn't turn into another Otsemobor and disappear altogether!

Dear Soccer fans, As you all know, I've been looking to buy the United's of Manchester for a little while now. I've also heard that some of you may not be too happy about me using, sorry, buying the club in order to reach new heights and also, that I may not be a fan. Well fear not, as i'm writing this personal letter to let you know that i'm a genuine fan of you blue devils. I began rooting for the United's back in 1992 when our little Malcolm JR was practising those Soccer home runs out in the yard. I loved the way you turned defence into offence, and the way that Bobby Shearer used to top half it into the goal bag. Oh man, that play was hot. My son tells me that you even out-zoned your City rivals Southampton in the 4th quarter of the FA World series. As for your current team, that Rude guy is awesome!!!! I see a profitable future at the United, with the young talent of Cristiano Rooney (man, that guy can dance!) and Peter Shilton giving us hope in defeating the evil Russian tyranny which assaults the freedom of our beloved Soccer. With the marketing potential of those Neville brothers and that Pearce dude leading the team, we can all look to acheiving our beliefs of a better future. Especially when I add Alexei Lalas and Cobi Jones to the starting 15. Now to you, the fans. I've been to see the United's play once before, and the respect you pay your team in silently admiring the play out on the pitch was overwhelming. Because of this, i've just purchased a new £45 million mansion in the Manchester to be close to you guys. And more good news is i'm planning to add an extra 10,000 seats through corporate boxes so more genuine blue devils can experience the play. What's with the prawn sandwiches I had to eat when I was there? Well, rest assured, it'll be super size prawn baguettes when I take charge. I can't wait to come over to the Manchester isles, as I love the country, especially the beaches and the hot chicks. I hope you can all see my vision of this future, with new shirt sponsors (Dunkin Donuts) and new team name (The Manchester Gloom) i'm sure things are looking bright. *Further good news for you guys is that i've just agreed a partnership deal with McDonalds, who will help in promoting the Manchester brand. This will involve re-naming the stadium to 'McTrafford' as well as an exciting launch of Manchester Gloom plastic fan toys in every happy meal. Cristiano Rooney will be the face of this campaign and during this, he will be marketed globally as Roonald McDonald. TOUCHDOWN! Take care dudes. Regards, Big Mal

That is fucking quality lads!!!

I was in San Francisco for the Everton home game a month ago and I can tell you it WILL be on, what channel I don't know but they show all the big games over in the States. ESPN is your best bet. Your lucky as your on the East side so it won't be on at a stupid time like it was for me on the West side, I think it kicked off at 5 or 6am in San Fran, but it was well worth it.

Shit, my online status says 'To be printed' also and I haven't got it yet. The money came out the bank 8 days ago but still no ticket. The last time this happened I got the ticket the day of the game, lucky I went home before the match, but as it's a bank holiday this weekend if I don't get it by tomorrow then I'll never get it. SHITE TICKET OFFICE!

Has anyone who bought tickets through the On-Line page on Liverpoolfc.tv got the ticket yet?

I was thinking more along the lines of India, Iraq, Bradford, Iran that kind of place. In the words of Eric Cartmen himself: "Shut your fucking face uncle fucker, your a cock sucking arse licking uncle fucker, your an uncle fucker yes it's true nobody fucks uncles quite like you......" Take note form Rashid, FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US IN PEACE! (Although I do miss Rashid at times)

I can think of worse places you little shit!

No, he's just a cock!

If you want somewhere cheap, near to town and the airport (ish) then go to the Formule 1 on the dock road. Cheap as chips! or My fav is the shop enterance at Topman in the city centre, many a drunken time I've fallen asleep there after a session on the old wife beater, oh to be young!

Your a prick!

This has happened to me too mate, took ages to get on the booking screen and then when I did it froze and then kicked me out. I logged back in to try again and it says I have a ticket and it's being printed but as you I have no e-mail confirmation. I think this has happened before to other people for other games in Champs League and they got tickets so don't panic mate! It's just one big fuck up, it easier to get tickets for Tranmere than it is here (ok so they never sell all the tickets but the ticket office que is gone within an hour as they have like 20 windows open), it's all bollocks!

Got me ticket, just, but was shitting it for a while but it all ends well. Agree with the ticket office bullshit, should just sell tickets for 2 days for people who have gone to all home Champions League games, and then after that for people who have missed just 1 game and so on and so on. Will they ever sort the shit out and get it right, I think fuckin not!!! Congrates to all who have a ticket, feel sorry for those who don't but keep trying!!! The force is with you................

I'm gonna see me hoop if I don't get a ticket. Always the way, you go to all the games and then it comes to a game like this and boom every tom dick and harry wants to get a ticket. Oh well, fun and games eh!

............with this message: The Online Ticket Sales System is currently busy, please try again shortly. Alternatively, please call the Ticket Hotline Number on 0870 220 0034. Return to http://www.liverpoolfc.tv

http://www.liverpool.no/CDA/viewfile.aspx?ID=4438 God I love Igor!!!

Dave, You may love him but I bet Igor gets to him before you do with his Croatian lord love rocket!

To be fair I think Finnen is a good player, he's no Babbel or Carragher in the right back position mind but he's still worthy of a starting position. As for Djimi, not disrespect to the guy but he ain't a first team player for us. You know that feeling you get when an under pressure back pass goes to Dudek and you think he's gonna slice it or miss kick it, well that's the feeling I get every time Djimi get's the ball. The lad is ace at last minute challanges but overall he just don't cut the mustard. Only Carragher this seson has been all round good in defence, the others, including Hyypia, just ain't doing it this season. Time for a clear out and re-think with the back 4 this summer.