Because the fucking idiots think it's christmas in mid-fucking-October and they are single-handedly responsible for the vomit inducing ghastly xmas adverts being on so early. No Santa claus ain't in fucking town you hebrew jew mother fuck you and he wont be for another fucking month. In the mean time develop a mind of your own AND GET A LIFE YOU RAGING FUCKLORD CUNTO BARBARA STREISAND JAMIE OLIVER WORSHIPPING PROSTITUTES DISCHARGE. or something
My attempt at making some up
Dirty Den- A stubborn shit that returns to the toilet surface when seemingly dead through repeated flushing. or something
PB Special- To steal a sex trophy following a one night session with a bird
At number 2, sorry JB she only gets second but never mind everyone else will be disgusted but here she/it is..........
http://www.qdosentertainment.com/data/pix/Lisa_Riley.jpg
Apologies for the graininess of the previous image. Anyhoo at number 4 my favourite and I know JB is a fan too (hence all the pictures), Kristy Wright
http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/clockwork/556/ij--A_to_K/ij--Kristy_Wright/ij--Kristy_Wright0013.jpg
http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/clockwork/556/ij--A_to_K/ij--Kristy_Wright/ij--asskw26.jpg
http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/clockwork/556/ij--A_to_K/ij--Kristy_Wright/ij--Kristy_Wright0001.jpg
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Post Edited (11-03-03 14:35)
To kick things off........
at number 10.
Imagine those teeth around your big fella.............
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2000/11/08/Black_Cilla2.jpg.gif
kangaroo shagging a spacehopper sim. = Energetic sex or a promiscuous woman. As in “Bloody hell! I bet she goes like a kangaroo shagging a space hopper”. Also shithouse door in the wind.