Nunavut Patrick

He’ll go if you tell him the chips in Bretagne are the best in all of France.

Not sure van Nistelrooy would allow us access being a Manc and all.

Trent Alexander-Arnold could play QB for the Kansas City Chiefs and do a better job than the guy they have now…. It’s worth the price of admission to watch him spray passes around. I doubt VAR is going anywhere as the social media clicks are off the charts with PGMOL and VAR always trending and that cunt Webb has his own show. All the refs are household names now. It’s the Pandora box of all Pandora’s boxes and we’ll never get it back in. As Hunter S Thompson once said ‘ I’d hate to advocate drugs, alcohol or violence to anybody but it’s always worked for me’ …so maybe those Turkish managers/team presidents are on to something just walk out and lamp the ref or pull the team off the field.

My Dad was a Palace fan, think my first words were ‘poor old Palace’.

Sitting in a freezing airport in the Canadian Arctic (-17C and that’s actually mild) I love hearing about the Baltic weather… The look on Marco Silvia’s face was the look on almost every manager who comes to Anfield and think they’re getting something and then get turned over. No other stadium comes close to the advantage we have. Even in Baltic conditions!

Joel Matip is a legend.

I’m pretty sure the Rocky statue’s plinth in Philadelphia is made from pieces of the Berlin Wall as a homage and reminder of how he ended the Cold War.

If I recall Richarlson was doing some keepy-uppy shit late on in the reverse fixture and a Forest player cleaned him out like a grizzly bear with a fresh salmon. So yeah a cunt doing cunt things got cunt axed.

Fallen war hero Scott ‘Scotty’ Parker….

Sorry to hear this. Condolences to her friends and family. RIP

After being divorced I get edgy on overnights and the last one showed up and put a toothbrush in my toothbrush glass (it’s a pint glass actually from some pub I brought home). Anxiety level was off the charts.

And can someone please explain to the restaurant staff that there is a knob on the toaster and of you move it clockwise you will actually get toast.

Whatever Baba puts on your plate. Loads of Ukrainians where I am and they all live in fear of their Baba.

I’ve seen a lot of sausage in my day but I’ve never seen one as abominable as what was on @belarusplate. Notified the RSPCA as well for giving it to the dog.

All that Statoil money floating around Stavenger and not a proper sausage to be found?