Billy Big Twat

Real stinking news this. Right now I need two positives. One to cancel out the negative and one because, well, I'd quite like a positive.

Would genuinely rather have Mignolet or Ward as back up rather than Butland. The idea of Butland coming in as first choice is terrifying. Doesn't make sense so I'm writing it off as bollocks. Let's be honest, that Graeme Kelly hasn't got a clue. Won't happen.

Nah I think he'll go in the summer. Ultimately he just isn't very good if we're honest.

Us discussing Son in here is no different to Spurs fans suggesting a move for Firmino on their forum. And we'd all let our a hearty laugh at that.

Is this cunt playing or what?

Karius starting to string together a few semi competent performances is so bitter sweet isn't it? On the one hand it bodes well for the rest of this season but the thought of yet another season without a top class keeper is extremely annoying. Must be getting on a decade of mediocrity there now taking into account Reina's slump at the end.

By my calculations we must have about £1.5bn to spend this summer, such is the paucity of our recent net investment. No more fucking around Reds. No more 'we'll get him in 6/12 months'. Football is moving too fast now. Incremental improvements and planning for some long distant dream of future success is useless now. Get Keita in, Get Tommy Lemar in, get Pulisic in, and get Allison in. All this summer. Win the fucking league you tossers.

I think we will, simply because I refuse to believe (against all evidence to the contrary) that this manager is stupid enough to deliberately jeopardise our season like this without knowing exactly what he's doing.