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I bet he was fuuuuuuuuming when that RED car passed at the end

Read somewhere that all the goalscorers on the night vs Palace added to 90 . The last time we won the league '90 and the total we had on the night we won it was 96 wasn't it ???? .....incredible really !!!!!!

Uh oh dont wanna be upsetting our neighbours now do we....

Da plane !!! da plane !!!!

Olympiakos fc translated to English is Southampton fc

Woah, woah, woah We've got the best full-backs in the world We've got Trent-Alexander, Robertson, Tsimikas and Neco Woah, woah, woah

Nineteen actually blueshites

We dodged a bullet with that Werner jabroni; he hasn't had a touch of the ball yet tonight. Get him off Fwank !!!!

Respect to the rest of the Real Madrid team for also refusing to play in solidarity with Gareth Bale

50,000....???? They will need a massive away end to get that many people in every matchday

As if they'd build the new stadium on a Red planet

Think Dave is after a move to the Barcelona fanzine

In other words he's a specialist in failure

My mate's grandson from work with Neco today.....he's a big Chelsea and Wales fan. Wasn't too impressed by the comment. wyr a medal prem...grandson with prem medal - don't ask! at least he didn't touch the shirt! @necowilliams01 give him a Wales shirt!! ha ha @wools_r_us https://t.co/LLb6M76y2q

Man's doorbell rings at 2am and he checks security camera to find creepy visitor https://t.co/lsJrvMQ6II https://t.co/NWBSFuLiwa

I have a joke about chemistry but Na

Do we get a flake with this as well ???

Like picking a horse on Grand national day and then it falls at the first fence .....doh

Thought Bernardo Silva was older than 12 Dave ??

Ok it was yesterday but too good to not post this....enjoy

In other news....... Wilfried Zaha: West Midlands Police arrest boy, 12, over racist messages