BeefStroganoff

Looks like we’ve finally decided we are an elite club. Keep the humble pie coming. Its great news, need at least one more at the back though, but I’m delighted Jurgen has got what he wanted.

I’ve been walking in Ambleside all day. Have I just entered a parallel universe?

So basically we have made it public we are interested but haven’t/won’t bid to show everyone that we tried. It’s absolute amateur hour at this club, I think they all should go and I’m close to saying so should Jurgen. I just can’t believe a man of his standing is putting up with this crap makes him look weak.

Ta pidge

Luckily im off for a three night swanky break in the lakes with the missus. But im still annoyed.

They make me want to vomit.

How much commercial revenue do they need? They are leeches, leeching on the loyalty of the fanbase and the famous name. Its funny, us scousers can normally detect when we are getting the piss taken out of us, history shows that, but for some reason with these scumbags its taking ages.

Bid for Thiago apparently. I reckon we sell most of our squad, start with 9 or 10 and get the opposition to have no goalie.

I absolutely detest them with a passion.

Do you want a "pin button" as they say in the states?

Coming in 2025 - The blockbuster of all blockbusting sagas...Carry on in attack! Marvel as the club is in shock as time takes a hold and the boys need yet another refresh. Gasp as the ownership trips over itself and tangles itself in knots over and over. Laugh if you have no affiliation to Liverpool.

One good thing if Klopp goes, the whole fan base will turn on these bastards and they will sell up.

He can get to fuck. We didn't fucking spend when we were in it! We need these fucks out.

Next up in the gut wrenching, narrative twisting saga - The Defence (TM) Return to Cheapsville. Groan as our heroes wrestle with age, sigh as the beancounters pinch at every opportunity. What will happen? Will good triumph and replacements be sought and bought, or will there just be too much for one ownership to accept? Coming summer 2024

If no further signings are made: Liverpool 5/6 position at best after a string of injuries. Jurgen to walk mid to end of season blaming himself. Crowd turns and owners and fans fall into a Mike Ashley state. Yes I’m feeling pessimistic today. I just don’t see any synergy in the Club currently I think we are in a worse state than we are perceived.

Fucks sake the lad was acceptable at best.

Well that’s ok then. Don’t bother signing anyone Jurgen, Code said.

I’ll give it two bad results before the crowd turns.

What a bunch of fucking clowns we have running this club.

The fan channel wars are hilarious!

Have we not signed this fucker yet.

So what he said was true then? They can talk about it all they like but the truth is its both a personnel and systemic issue.

How dare you Virg! Can’t you see there’s no issues???

On the verge? Is Jorgs finger hovering over the send button?

Yup.