El Dangerous

We should just retrain one of the surplus midfielders to play in goal, at least they'll be good with the ball at thier feet and they couldn't be worse than Brad Jones.

Everton proving that you don't have to be nice guys to be nice guys but they're still nice guys.

So you're saying he'd be our best centre back?

Milner would be a good upgrade on Allen and probably Henderson I reckon. Really versatile as well, definitely at the top end of the quality scale of a Rodgers type midfielder.

Typical that we go out and find the only Nigerian midget. All the rest are big dicked Adebisi looking mother fuckers and we get Arnold off of Different Strokes. I bet he's about 40 in real life as well.

Everyone knows all the cool kids use Squawka to determine which shit players we should sign. Do they know about Squawka?

So you're saying we should just go out and sign one of the best forwards in the world instead of a DM. You know what? I like it, it might just work! Besides, that 'nearly won stuff' trophy cabinet must be bursting at the seams by now.

I think they mean he's lucky to get away with some of the things he does like his weird tackles etc. a bit like how Skrtel is lucky not to give away pens with the shirt pulling. I think most of those opinions are based on his unorthodox style as opposed to him being clumsy though.

How funny would it be if he failed his medical and he had to stay at Milan.

"Where as most other teams play with a GK and ten outfield players we play with ten outfield players and a -1 goal deficit." Page 31 of the Rodgers 'Now that's what I call football' manifesto.

The last person fired. Just before they're fired.

Yeah I was thinking more post Rodgers.

Be interesting to see how he'd do with a better partner and not being asked to move the ball out of defence in two yard increments.

Ojo is a right fucking palindrome.

Yeah but wage bill innit. Or net spend or something. Come on, the season starts here. Just one good performance will kick us on etc We're fucking shite.

Take it to the Neil Ruddock sub forum Stringy!

Daniel Craig?

They can be quite sensitive actually. He's shit, not Brad Jones shit but he is fucking shit nonetheless. If Rodgers' endgame was to get a new 'keeper then I dont know how they don't sanction at least a few million to upgrade on the chuckle brothers.

He's got stupid coloured boots written all over him. Ojo out!

Excelsior!

The players will usually get up for the bigger games, even Woy's team were capable of that.

What did Jones do to merit being taken off so soon?

I hope Jones doesn't get a new contract, he's impossible to shift on footy manager.

Fuck that. if I want a mardy arse Bond I'll read the books. The Bond I want is a hit with the ladies, likes a drink, has loads of cool gadgets but more importantly he has to be the Bond that I saw the most when I was a kid.

We should bring Heskey in to mentor Sterling. If anyone knows about being a Liverpool forward whilst fathering dozens of children it's him.