El Dangerous

Bitch please! If anything Somalia needs more cock obsessed pirates, as does the world!

Varane is the dream signing. Him and Sakho would bring the best of Skrtel out in a back 3 but we'd be way back in the cue, same with Isco.

If you have to spend £30m on a player from the Dutch league then you're doing it wrong.

Exactly, they can afford to waste that and more because they'll go and get the best of everything as well.

Lovren+Mario= £36m. Even if all our other buys were great deals, and they weren't, you can't waste that sort of money in our position and claim not to have had a bad summer. We could have signed Vietto and Lacazette and still had money for a CB and a decent back up GK.

Everton sneaking in the top 20, what will that do to their little pauper complex.

Ian Ayre is still editing ours, as well as getting ready to poke him on facebook.

At last, we see each other plain!

Well done Neil G, you've won a garden tennis set, a dog grooming coupon, some inflateable children's furniture and an a day at the dog racing. However, you can risk it all in our final round for the chance to win an all expenses paid trip to Ty Mawr caravan park in Towyn, just off the sunny coast of Rhyl. What's it gonna be champ?

Let's take a look at what our survey says...... X Sorry chief. Clue 4 You would often find him on the ball on a Saturday afternoon.

Clue 3 He's black and white and red all over.

it's good but it's not the answer im looking for.

No, I prefer the Tobias Funke never nude variety of cut off denim shorts.

Clue 2 You could say I was game, for a laugh.

I'll just check *had

Guess it's my turn Clue 1 I have a sweet mullet.

Richard Money?

Code?

Code?

Fuck that I'm getting my dick out as soon as we 'monitor' him, life's too short!

We probably won't sign anybody, let alone £20m strikers.

I got this horrible feeling that it'll be like the time we had them In two games in quick succession and we did alright in the first one and were pretty pleased with ourselves then they tonked us 4-1. I could be reimagining how that went down though. Was one game in the cup and the other in the league?

Above Danny Dyer but below Ross Kemp.

Ignore is for pussies.

Paul Lambert looks like a butch lesbian.