Bjornebye

Unreal. She’s a fucking cunt. Nothing staged about that picture of you and Johnson on a park bench was there eh Laura you fucking munter 

The Co-Op you posh twat 

He’s our second top scorer. 

Best fans in the world 

Bonkers 

I’ll never get the images of those people clinging onto planes out of my head. Cunt world 

42 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Made a bold decision this morning...

 

Edit: not my best decision. It's okay, but a splash of hot sauce, or just eggs would've been better.

Looks lovely that Pidge 

2 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I think in Bajcetic, Bradley and Quansah, we've got three kids who are already good enough to be regular starters.

Add Elliot and Jones and we’ve got a side we can look forward to especially with Macca, Trent, Kellegher and Konate still fairly young. And Nunez who will score 78 goals next season 

He’s got the potential. Looked class last season before his injuries. If he stops getting crocked and has a few steaks he’ll be a main man at this club. 
 

I like him nearly as much as Nunez

1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

Never lose friends over politics, religion or cocaine. 

Bad night? 

9 minutes ago, Dapower said:

 
sure is and that’s why we include the screen sports super cup winners on our roll of honour simple as that 

Arguably our best ever trophy that 

2 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

We won that in 1906.

Few of the forum regulars on show there 

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I think If Slot wants any chance of  a decent season next year he has to fuck the domestic cups off as soon as possible. Give himself training time and the players a bit more rest.

Absolute bollocks mate. This club is built for silverware. Play the best side available every single game unless it’s a dead rubber match and try and win the fucking lot. Every. Single. Time. 

6 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

One of the most authentic scouse accents I've heard,from a non scouse actor I've ever heard 

Agreed. Only watched a few of the first series I think but he sounded better than the vast majority. That dad in Little Boy Blue was taking the piss. How Stephen Graham didn’t tell them to jib him is beyond me. 

7 minutes ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

Imagine if someone had made a similar comment about Jewish people. They’d already have been arrested and David Baddiel would be dusting off the typewriter to write another book. 

Yep and Rachel Riley would need the Royal Artillery Regiment with her to go to Starbucks 

He’s another cunt who needs a good hiding. That fucking smug grin and shit hair. Absolute bastard of a human 

8 hours ago, Clem H Fandango said:

You can thank me for last years train wrap on the metro's. I didn't like the design personally.

 

 

Did you do the markings on the platforms at Lime st? Thought they looked boss 

3 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

The GF is starting to resemble the first 20 minutes of a zombie film. It starts off as news reports and before you know it a jumbo jet has crashed into Sainsbury's and every TV channel is playing reruns of Bergerac. 

It’s quite impressive though. New thread: Best dips to have with Salt & Vinegar crisps and within 15 replies you’ll have had a flounce, an offer of a straightener, two people called cunts and 3 twitter posts from Gnasher about American Police aggression against students protesting against Israel. 
 

Nowhere else in the word will you get that level of behaviour. 
 

If the GF was a pub….
 

Jokes about Wales aside, Abersoch is stunning. Love it there. Hells Mouth is one of the wonders of the world in my opinion. 

8 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

That attempt at a swerve on the yellow was a shocker. 
 

He’ll be disappointed when he looks back at that. 

Yeah terrible that. I want Wilson to win but 10:7 would have made tomorrow more interesting 

Fucked it there Jones. Cracking snooker tonight 

Just now, Stouffer said:

New balance blue trainers.

 

Comfy Col', I'm not ashamed. 

Obviously outside your prison cell tonight. 

1 minute ago, littletedwest said:

Managed a girl last year. She was working from home and was fasting and knackered. 

Came in the office and saw her with a KFC. She said I'm only fasting when my dad's there but this is halal. To be honest sounded like her dad was an arsehole.

Muslim girl who I used to work with was fucking stunning but an absolute party animal who loved the beak and bevvied all the time. I was friends with her on Facebook for a while and you’d think she was the full shebang but away from home she was an absolute riot. Sound girl. Shagged about a lot. Long toes though, freakishly long toes. That’s why I convince myself I never got the ride off her. She actually ended up working in All Saints in Gunwharf and used to give me staff discount. *runs to Facebook to see if she’s still fit* 

Yeah if he wins this last one Kyren wont be sleeping well tonight 

If a Muslim man filmed and shouted at a police office the way that jumped up cunt did last week he’d have been calling the police woke for not shoving a truncheon up their arse. The bizzie should have done everyone a favour and rammed a taser down his eye socket