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When you want a sandwich & a drink but you have to buy crisps & throw them away because the meal deal is cheaper. You can't even not have the crisps because the till won't give you the meal deal price unless they are scanned Computer says no

Drop a nuclear bomb on a battleship? Probably would have created a tsunami & killed millions instead You cruel bastard

'She got "this way heaven" tattooed upon her thigh' Woke up with this one line in my head this morning & it's doing my head in. I think it's from a 90's indie guitar band, possibly scouse but I can't remember any other lines. Checked my iTunes & even googled it but nothing coming up so it must be pretty obscure Help, please

Happy Birthday

I'd agree, I think the USA were already looking towards the Cold War. The Cuban Missile Crisis may also have turned out differently if the world had not already witnessed just how horrific these weapons are.

Please explain to me how you reached the following conclusions The Khazari nation converted to Judaism in 8th Century The Rothschilds, like many European Jews have Khazari lineage The Rothschilds are Khazars only pretending to be Jewish All other Jewish families descended from Khazars are real Jews You are taking your arguments from anti-semites. You quoted Andrew Hitchcock. Have a look at the excerpt from one of Hitchcock's articles below and tell me that you're still comfortable with your sources of information The Rothschilds claim that they are Jewish, when in fact they are Khazars. They are from a country called Khazaria, which occupied the land locked between the Black Sea and the Caspian Sea which is now predominantly occupied by Georgia. The reason the Rothschilds claim to be Jewish is that the Khazars under the instruction of the King, converted to the Jewish faith in 740 A.D., but of course that did not include converting their Asiatic Mongolian genes to the genes of the Jewish people. You will find that approximately 90% of people in the world today who call themselves Jews are actually Khazars, or as they like to be known, Ashkenazi Jews. These people knowingly lie to the world with their claims that the land of Israel is theirs by birthright, when in actual fact their real homeland is over 800 miles away in Georgia. So, next time you hear an Israeli Prime Minister bleating about the so-called persecution of the Jews, consider this, every Prime Minister of Israel has been an Ashkenazi Jew. Therefore when all these Prime Ministers have curried favour with the West for their re-establishment of a Jewish homeland, they have knowingly and deliberately lied to you, as they were never from that region, and they well know it, because it is they who call themselves Ashkenazi Jews. The most wealthy bloodline in the world bar none and the leader of the Ashkenazi Jews in the world today is the Rothschild family. As you will see in the timeline, the Rothschilds have obtained this position through lies, manipulation and murder. Their bloodline also extends into the Royal Families of Europe, and the following family names: Astor; Bundy; Collins; duPont; Freeman; Kennedy; Morgan; Oppenheimer; Rockefeller; Sassoon; Schiff; Taft; and Van Duyn. However, these are not the only bloodlines to worry about. You are probably aware of the centuries old pratice undertaken by many Ashkenazi Jews whereby they would change their name, in order for them to appear part of the dominant race of the country in which they lived, so as they could obtain influential positions in that country, which they would then exploit to serve their real masters elsewhere. There is plenty of evidence to prove the Rothschilds continue that deceptive tradition. Furthermore the Rothschilds are known to sire many children secretly that they can put into positions of power when required. This started with the very first man who took the name Rothschild, who had a secret sixth son. Finally, remember the world is a diverse place, I could if I wanted change my name to Rothschild, or any of the names listed above, and that would not make me part of this family anymore than converting to Judaism in 740 A.D. will make these Ashkenazis Jewish.

What I'm pointing out is that you need to examine the sources of the conspiracies that you believe in. I am positive that you don't have an anti-semite bone in you but you are basing much of what you believe in on re-invented anti-semite lies. You need to be careful of where your information comes from. For example, the Khazari dynasty converted to Judaism as by the legitimate Jewish laws of conversion so the majority of Khazari lineage tends to be Jewish. This bit was often missed out by 19th & 20th century anti-semites who want to prove that European Jews had no claims on an Israeli state. When you state that "they're not Jewish, they're really Khazars," you are repeating these lines.

Yep, anti-semitism is acceptable once you think you've proven that they're not really Jewish

Yes, the "Jews are not Jewish, they are all really descended from Khazars" theory so often used to argue that modern-day Jews are not descended from God's chosen people in Canaan, that Judaism has no "pedigree" and that Israel should not exist. Are you really comfortable with the company you are keeping in propounding these theories?

Ah, the Rothschilds. I was wondering when we would get onto the evil Jewish bankers theories

It was a bloody stupid statement to make in the first place. Almost as if the Met police recruited their press officers from the News of the World.....oh, wait a minute

Controversial choice

As a Daily Mail reader I miss the days when you could give the cheeky young scamps a clip round the ear and then send them off to be killed in national service

So who is Ima Stirra from Windem-Up?

Excellent summary of him It's very seldom that guys like him can get my back up but he crossed a line there & managed to actually make me angry on an internet forum. A very rare achievement for which you have to be a "special" person

Jon, you are a strange character. In other threads you are happy to throw around baseless accusations about the US Govt organising 911 to further your own mastubatory fantasies about all powerful global conspiracies. Accusations that would be deeply hurtful to the patriotic families of the victims and serve only to ease your own fears of powerlessness in the world. Yet here you go on some self-righteous rant about a bit of dark humour posted on an adult internet forum. By the way, you don't speak for the 96 or their families. Those of us who are old enough to have been at Hillsborough & be affected by it do not appreciate your use of it as a moral yardstick to beat us with, simply so you think you can prove a point. Take a moment to step outside of your selfish, little mind and take a good hard look at yourself. I don't normally use insults on my posts, but you are an utter prick.

Countess Elizabeth Bathory. Confirmed to have killed 80, rumoured to be as many as 650. When threatened with arrest she murdered the "police" sent to see her, told the King that she'd call in his debts, got let off and then carried on as before. Legend has it that she bathed in the blood of young girls and she is the inspiration for every lesbian vampire scene ever filmed. Beat that

Looking at this, we have one of the narrowest ranges of prices. As said above, we should be looking at providing a wider range so that we can reduce the price of the cheapest tickets without losing revenue

Slight twist on getting your stuff back but I had a mate who once had this filthy fuck buddy in Budapest - would do anything but was a bit emotionally unstable. Had a couple of months of fun before she started asking why he never took her out, why she hadn't met his mates etc. He reckoned that this was outside the terms of the relationship & told her straight. She had the predictable tantrum, stormed out, swearing she would never see him again. After a couple of weeks she got back in touch & asked if he wanted a bit of fun. He could see that he'd end up in a weird cycle of this happening so he said no. She asked if she could have her sex toys back but he'd thrown them away figuring he wouldn't hear from her again. She went ballistic, screaming that one dildo in particular had massive sentimental value & she wanted her stuff back. She threatened to break into his flat to get it back, to email his boss saying he was a dildo thief, stalk him etc. To get rid of her, he had to replace all the stuff. I went with him to a sex shop & he bought about £200 worth of stuff including ball gags & some of the weirdest stuff I've ever seen. He met her in a cafe (made sure it was public) to hand the stuff over and the first thing she said was "let's go back to yours & try this stuff out." He made his excuses & pretty much ran. And just to prove that blokes are blokes, within a week of him telling the story down the pub, 3 of his mates called her & asked her out for a drink (no, I wasn't one of them)

Good life lesson. When intending to dump a girl by the time-honoured method of disappearing & ignoring all her calls & texts, make sure you get all your stuff back first. Otherwise you'll have to endure ten minutes of "You really hurt me", "I don't understand what I did wrong" & "All my mates say you're a bastard"

I can see your point but my reasoning is that the majority of Beatles covers subtract from the originals. The Oasis version strips back the psychedelic layering and demonstrates that there is a very fine tune underlying the all the clever studio tinkering, thereby adding to the reputation of the original rather than diminishing it. Similar to listening to Anthology & hearing how Strawberry Fields is built up from a simple but gorgeous acoustic guitar tune. For this reason, I stand by my honorable mention.

'Better' might be pushing it but honorable mentions to I am the Walrus by Oasis Dear Prudence by Siouxsie & the Banshees With a Little Help by Joe Cocker I Wanna Be Your Man by Rolling Stones

Bizarre stuff from the police Anarchists should be reported, advises Westminster anti-terror police | UK news | The Guardian What should you do if you discover an anarchist living next door? Dust off your old Sex Pistols albums and hang out a black and red flag to make them feel at home? Invite them round to debate the merits of Peter Kropotkin's anarchist communism versus the individualist anarchism of Emile Armand? No – the answer, according to an official counter-terrorism notice circulated in London last week, is that you must report them to police immediately. This was the surprising injunction from the Metropolitan Police issued to businesses and members of the public in Westminster last week. There was no warning about other political groups, but next to an image of the anarchist emblem, the City of Westminster police's "counter terrorist focus desk" called for anti-anarchist whistleblowers stating: "Anarchism is a political philosophy which considers the state undesirable, unnecessary, and harmful, and instead promotes a stateless society, or anarchy. Any information relating to anarchists should be reported to your local police." The move angered some anarchists who complained that being an anarchist should not imply criminal behaviour. They said they feel unfairly criminalised for holding a set of political beliefs. The feeling of disproportion was compounded by the briefing note author making a similar request about Islamist terrorists a few lines further down. Under an image of flag with a gold dot beneath some Arabic script it added: "Often seen used by al-Qaida in Iraq. Any sightings of these images should be reported to your local police." "It unfairly implies that anyone involved in anarchism should be known to the police and is involved in an dangerous activity," said Jason Sands, an anarchist from South London. "There is nothing inherently criminal about political philosophy whatever it is. The police work under the convention on human rights which disallows discrimination against people because of their political beliefs and even the request for information would seem to be in breach of that. It also seems to be a bit useless as a way of gathering intelligence. It isn't focused on anything specific and they are just asking for general information. Imagine calling up and saying 'there's an anarchist in my building. What should I do?' It doesn't make sense." The note was issued from Belgravia Police Station as part of Project Griffin which aims to "advise and familiarise managers, security officers and employees of large public and private sector organisations across the capital on security, counter-terrorism and crime prevention issues". Sean Smith, external relations officer for Solfed, the British section of the anarcho-syndicalist International Workers' Association, said of the call for whistleblowers: "It's pretty absurd, but not surprising, when the state seeks to criminalise ideas it deems to be dangerous to its own survival". "We are a revolutionary union initiative," he explained. "Members of our organisation believe in bringing about radical social change through workplace and community organising, not acts of terrorism. We have made extensive information about our ideas and strategy freely available online." Small groups of anarchists masked and dressed in black did cause some damage to shop windows in central London during anti-cuts demonstrations in the Spring, but there has been little activity of late. The next big anarchist event in London appears hardly likely to concern the police. It is a book fair in October with "all-day cabaret starring assorted ranters, poets, singers and comics; all-day film showings and two kids' spaces".

I like to wear my 1970's Gary Glitter costume when I go to the pub. Funnily enough I have never been bothered by other people's children