scudger99

Time for your nappy change ?

Not sure who Clop is, but pretty sure the rest of it is a pile of shite. Expect nothing less from you now though. Glory seeker who cries when things don't go his way. "You'll never slag your players alone".

Support ? What support ? All you do is whine and moan like a hormonal tart. If you don't like what you see, turn it off instead of crying.

Same Liverpool that are running away with the Premiership ? Some collapse that.

Superfan : someone who supports his team and doesn't spend 90 minutes slagging them off. Count you out then ?

Yes. Cunt suggestion.

Will that stop you crying like a quim ?

Jings, crivvens and help ma Boab. What the fuck is this shit ? Here's a guy who definitely came on her to be fucked at. We sucked, we lost, move on. Genuine supporters will take it on the chin and get behind the team, the gloryseekers will continue to whine like cunts and try to vilify players, all the time singing You'll Never Walk Alone without having the first idea what it actually stands for. One of your best ever reports Dave, well balanced forthright and honest. A bad day at the office doesn't detract from the incredible things this team has done or turn them into a shower of shite, they'll still be worthy Premiership Champions within a month or so.

Judging by that video clip above he's having his baws surgically removed from his rectum. Sore one.

You might be right about Grealish, but there's something about Madison that just screams "utter cock". A fucking shoo in for United then. If Keita is let go (which I doubt) Grealish might be a handy signing. But only if he doesn't block Jones's progress.

Along with the Premiership that you've got us handing to them ?

The absolute cunt would fit in perfectly there. Him and Ramos could be fuck buddies.

But if he'd done that he'd realize that virtually the whole team are shite, all our players are crap lazy wasters and Klopp hasn't got a clue what he's doing.

We're just about there now, could do with a picture of Ferguson's grid when he hears confirmation that it's mathematically done. And I've been walking with that spring in my step since Mane netted in the last minute against Villa. That was the "United's 6 minutes of injury time" moment for me. Bad night to be running out of rep early, so much to dish out.....

I'll hold you to that, the way my knees are shaping up I'll either need that or a bungalow by the time I retire !

Fucking whippersnappers ! Next you'll be mocking my Zimmer frame.

4th. If I remember correctly me and @Anubis share it. But at my age I could have the wrong name......

Likewise !

You can assure me of fuck all lad because you scream negativity and pessimism. December ? I've been celebrating after every game since we beat Villa at theirs. And I was born in 64, so don't give me the Johnny come lately schtick.

Why can't you talk sense during a game ? Fucking baffling. I'd rep that but I'm all out.

Depends on your level of pessimism. Some on here will still be bleating about blowing it as soon as we go behind in our first game when it's mathematically confirmed while some saw it as a foregone conclusion by the end of the Xmas fixtures.

Post of the day.

No, the Drowning Dildo is personally delivering the Premiership trophy to the Emptihad tomorrow. 22 points ahead or not, according to him we're fucked and it's over.

Spot the cock.