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  1. whistler
    It's a dark, dark day when a Phantom Menace reference crops up on TLW.
  2. whistler
    Quaresma No 7, Huntelaar No 9? Ayre's lost the plot.
  3. whistler
    Haha. Salif Diao... God. And to think I woke up in a good mood.
  4. whistler
    can people please stop suggesting we buy Jermain Defore and Aaron Lennon: it's sadder than a dead Christmas tree.
  5. whistler
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ObZVcMYxWXQ 'No keeper in the universe', you hear him?
  6. whistler
    Yeah, G.I. Johnson plasters over the cracks with his lightning leg power.
  7. whistler
    This past fortnight has shaved off another few years... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-27328674
  8. whistler
    If a ball hits a net in Manchester and there is nobody there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
  9. whistler
    I take it all back, Fat Sam, you did "outtactickt" Jose. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cU7b6Su1EDM
  10. whistler
    Roy Hodgson will pick this but call it a 4 3 3, but it is a fucking 4 4 2 hart Johnson Cahill jag lefton bainesback and sides Gerrard Carrick Sterling Welbeck Rooney sturridge
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    Seeing as I was hospitalised in Mexico after the West Ham game, this doesn't bode well for me. The Doctors didn't speak English in Oaxaca, and the red Doctors at the Royal will be mumbling and burping on whoever passes through that night. Maybe Code will reveal himself on that fateful night, bare-arsed, revealng that his bell end in fact has a tattoo of himself on it.
  12. whistler
    Have you looked at the table? Couple more points and we could scrape Europa!
  13. whistler
    Kill me
  14. whistler
    Combined with the seven-second fart I just got away with without my girlfriend realising, this has been the best week in a decade.
  15. whistler
    Double posted...
  16. whistler
    Today I crossed the border from Mexico to Guatemala in this dirty as shit, run down town. There was a road block as the town are protesting not having electricity for 10 days, so we had to walk through. I was wearing my 04/05 CL top, and out of the crowd this tiny kid ran toward me. He was dressed in a red top with vague Adidas stripes on it and jumped out and shouted "we are liverpool, we win". We are all feeling it.
  17. whistler
    When you consult Paul Konchesky's mother for excuses
  18. whistler
    anybody seen the really imaginative, hilarious alterations on his wikipedia? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yevhen_Konoplyanka "ket", "stripping" etc. Jesus, I hate the digital age.
  19. whistler
    Would love to pick up a ticket for the game this Saturday if anybody has one to sell? Short notice and all, I doubt there'll be much floating about but PM me if there's a chance cheers
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  21. whistler
    Fucking squad all built on a Bale myth. I hope the wage bill cripples and kills Daniel Levy, theb we can replace him with Brian McDermott. It'll be a bit like How to get ahead in advertising.
  22. whistler
    Owen Coyle has taken us to the cleaners!
  23. whistler
    Gomel look class, but can they do it on a Wednesday night at the Britannia?
  24. whistler
    WE LUK SHIT! HOWA WE SPOSED TO BREAK DOWN TOP CLOOBS IF WE CAN@T GET DEESE?!
  25. whistler
    But look! I'm scared.
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