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I've asked you before not to put up pictures of my mum on internet forums IT'S NOT BIG, IT'S NOT CLEVER AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Graeme Bailey ‏@GraemeBailey Told Everton are raging about Sissoko saga. They had private jet landed and ready to take him to Liverpool but he didn't turn up.

What sort of an idiot signs 2 foreign footballers pays them millions and then takes them to fucking Seacombe. Might as well sell them now, those 2 are fucked!

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I hope not otherwise we will have to close this thread and find someone else to laugh at

Well they have bought some players now and they are still not happy - no pleasing some people

There is no way they are getting Bony for 15m when City paid 25m for him and this summer transfer fees have doubled I'm feeling quite smug about us getting Mane for 30m seems like a bargain

I think the truth has finally hit them Afew quotes from GOT threads Devils advocate mate Koeman - best managerial achievement, making Saints competitive on a negative spend after having to sell his best players Walsh - brought in very cheap players on a shoestring budget whose values raised dramatically - ZERO experience in negotiating player transfers Do either appointment strike you as the logical choice if we where planning on spending 100m+ and targeting top level players to bring in? Because he talk about 100m war chest was utter waffle We haven't bought anyone of note yet because we had to sell first We will now spend around 40m on players, Its obvious this fella is a fraud Your ITKs can't save you now you little rats. I think we can all now get well and truly back in our box, it was nice having our hope lifted for a few weeks but we got ideas above our station and have been properly slapped about by the big boys. I assume everyone has learned a valuable lesson about what to do with information posted on an internet forum?

They have bid 18m for Bolasie from Crystal Palace but Palace want closer to 30m so they can give it to us for Benteke

CUNT!

Their latest excuse for not signing anyone is because of FFP rules?

and just who is responsible for this? I don't even think we're on a par with Hull mate. We're just Chester with a bigger headed manager IT'S AN UTTER JOKE.

I'm not sure Farhad Moshiri or his money are real either but Evertonians still believe in them.

But Gylfi Sigurdsson couldn't cut it at Spurs and Everton are a much bigger club than Spurs

Let's hope the money cleared into our Paypal account or he might be on his was back

The ECHO understands Townsend is not on Jurgen Klopp's list of summer targets. #lfc (James Pearce) Liverpool have no intention of joining the race to sign Andros Townsend. #lfc (James Pearce) They must have expected the meltdown on here so reported it twice

Mike Gordon has been the man in charge of LFC for a while now

He had half a season where Luis Suarez made him look fucking brilliant, reminds me of a poor mans Shaun Wright-Phillips

If PSG want to buy Coutinho they will have to find him first, he went missing in the second half of the Europa league final and nobody has seen him since. We have got three number tens at the club and at least one of them has to go, playing with Coutinho, Firmino and Lallana together is definitely not working and to be honest I would be quite happy if we sold all three of them, they are all overrated and a bit meh!

Nothing wrong with a good comma, where would mankind be without a good comma?

They could ask a traffic cone and get more sense

I hope the tattoo artist got a signed letter of permission from her care worker, putting ink onto a mentally challenged biffa like that could put him out of business.

Of course he forgives you, he's a red and he likes fudge

I hope 5 mins into injury time Sterling knocks the ball in with his hand from an offside position after a knee high two footed tackle on Stones and then runs to their support to reveal a YNWA tattoo on his arse. I will get the mop and bucket to clean the walls myself when their heads explode but someone else more technically minded will have to fix the internet when facebook melts with the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme!

Grown men booing their own team get a fucking grip, it's childish and pathetic you are not at the xmas pantomime you are at the fucking match grow up. If you want to know how pathetic you are and just how idiotic this is just stand in front of the bathroom mirror and watch yourself booing then you will see just what a first class mong you really are.