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We’re not scoring today

It was his mistake that lead to the chance....

Yes

Too soon to give him the armband?

Gutted we’re showing ambition

Will have to invest in these Best cricketer’s autobiography I’ve read is Thorpe’s. Great insight in how he battled depression and easily my favourite batsman growing up Trescothick Is another that comes to mind

Jurgen Klopp: Well, fans, there's nothing on earth like our genuine, bona fide, electrified goalkeeper Mignolet! What'd I say? Jordan Henderson: Mignolet! Klopp: What's he called? Lovren & Klaven: Mignolet! Klopp: That's right! Mignolet! [Liverpool players chant `Mignolet' softly and rhythmically] Liverpool fan: I hear he's prone to basic mistakes... Klopp: Saves to him are a piece of cake! Jamie Carragher: Is there a chance he could make us lose? Klopp: Not on your life, he'll soon prove. Liverpool fan: What about us brain-dead fans? Klopp: Next year's your year, my good man! Kenny Dalglish: Were you sent here by the devil? Klopp: No, good sir, I'm on the level. Wayne Rooney: The ring came off my pudding can. Klopp: Take my pen knife, my good man. I swear he's Liverpool's only choice... Throw up your hands and raise your voice! Liverpool fans: Mignolet! Klopp: What's he called? Liverpool fans: Mignolet! Klopp: Once again... Liverpool fans: Mignolet! Steven Gerrard: But he flaps his hands like he's broken... Henderson: Sorry, Dad, the mob has spoken! All: Mignolet! Mignolet! Mignolet! ***Big finish*** Mignolet! James Milner: Migno... D'oh!

In regards to the issue with the spinner. I agree we should’ve taken Rashid over Craine. Easily a better bowler and can also hold his own with the bat. Craine does look like one for the future tbf, but not sure carrying the drinks around for 5 Test matches is gonna achieve. He should’ve been with the lions squad For the future, I also like the look of Parkinson from Lancs. Seems a decent leggie from what I’ve seen

How fucking predictable

Milinkovic-Savic seems a right player for Lazio

https://twitter.com/redhammy71/status/942463987240796161 Well in, Alex

Hahahaha fucking hell

Fucking magic

I wouldn’t get sick of punching Lingard’s face in. Contender for most punchable face in the Premiership?

Saqib Mahmood has barely got in the Lancs side. No way is he ready for Test cricket, especially an Ashes series

We’re fucked. Just woke up to see stoneman nick behind. Back to bed

He’s a snidey cunt of the highest order

Like fucking clockwork. He’s a fucking snidey Cunt

Stoke City manager Mark Hughes: "I don't do relegation. I've never been relegated because I'm too busy trying to get in top 10s. I've never been near it so I'm not going to start now, am I?"

Commentators having a laugh about that challenge? Disgusting ‘tackle’ Red every day of the week

Won’t be long before Alli does one of his traditional snidey acts. Always at it when things don’t go his way

You fucking Cunt, Pawson

Not really an average player. For some reason Rodgers wanted to play him as a #10 for us, like a knobhead

360-4... and I wouldn’t be surprised if we lose by an innings at this rate

Thanks Australia for giving us a chance by recalling Mitch Marsh