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Mata 12 assists with 63 chances created mate.

Chances created in 2010/2011 Malouda (117) K Davies (91) Brunt (86) Downing (85). Henderson (82) It would only strengthen my point.

Modric scored 3 goals and had 2 Assists last season in 32 games, I don't think Downing is worth the money at all but stats aren't everything.

Gael Clichy has joined the Man Chelsea revolution!

Morgan finishes him off once and for all ... @themichaelowen I'll give you one bit of praise tonight, Benchwarmer - your spelling's improved.

yeah they are verified accounts, Shrek tried to come to the rescue and he's turned on him now. If you follow Piers Morgan (he's a cunt but hear me out) he tears into Rooney, Rio and Owen on a daily basis.

Owen - @piersmorgan Surprised you are so chirpy. What's happening to your team? Morgan - @themichaelowen Relax, Benchwarmer. We're building a £100 million warchest by selling mercenaries and buying players with heart. Owen - @piersmorgan You nugget! I'm sure I can remember you hailing these players. Turned on them now have you? Morgan - @themichaelowen It's nearly as bad as a #Liverpool player ending up at #ManchesterUnited....oh, wait...that was you wasn't it, 'nugget'? Owen - @piersmorgan And do you think the players you will buy will sign because they have always supported Arsenal? Wake up. Morgan - @themichaelowen I don't care who they supported as kids. I care that they show loyalty to something other than their wallets. #greedypigs Owen - @piersmorgan Exactly my point 'nugget'. I supported Everton as a kid. Do you think every Arsenal player supported Arsenal as a kid? Morgan - @themichaelowen but I wouldn't expect someone who supported #Everton but played for #Liverpool then joined #United to understand loyalty. Owen - @piersmorgan Players will join Arsenal because of: club, fans, stadium, money, manager, champions league etc not because they support them. Morgan - @themichaelowen No, but then I'm not just expected to sit on a bench for nine months a year, whistling Beatles songs and talking horses. Owen - @piersmorgan Wow you talk rubbish. Why are you flying all over the world for work? Doing it for free? @piersmorgan I take exception to footballers being labelled greedy pigs by morons like you. Get me on your programme so we can debate it!!! Morgan - @themichaelowen Would love to interview you, Benchwarmer, but don't think you're big enough any more for me, sadly. Try Titchmarsh. Owen - @piersmorgan Changing jobs constitutes disloyalty? Give me a break. Have you only ever had one job? Morgan - @themichaelowen Nasri, Fabregas & Clichy are stabbing Wenger in the back if they all leave at same time. That's what's unforgivable. Owen - @piersmorgan Well you know where I am if you want me to come on your show to debate it. You may learn a thing or two about football. Morgan - @themichaelowen Maybe we should do it at Anfield? You could explain modern player loyalty to me in front of the Kop wearing your Utd shirt.

I just face palmed myself, I now hope this thread can sink into the history of TLW.

Steve Bruce has made England under-21 international Connor Wickham his latest summer signing. The 6'3" 18-year-old - rated as one of the country's brightest talents - has moved from Ipswich Town for a fee of £8m, with the potential to rise to £12m over the course of the contract, depending on a number of factors. Just been speaking to a Sunderland fan from my college, he said that every Liverpool fan he has spoken to is "devastated" and all the people on one of their message boards are saying we are "gutted" that he rejected us. I can't say I'm devastated, gutted or even bothered? I didn't even think the links and rumours of us and him were even serious?

Fortune cookie says; injury prone players make hard work for physio.

£13 million and David N'Gog. So if people are saying N'Gog is worth £7 million then we've done a nice little bit of business.

Been saying all season he's better than Jack Wilshit. Speaking to a Sunderland fan he said that he's been Mr Big Time since his England cap though.

There's my boy, Jonjo.

Him signing a new contract is fantastic news!

Chinese proverb says; don't give penalty away, no need for penalty save.

If footballers didn't wear such shit small shin pads, the dick would be fine.

Titus Bramble, and thats the bottom line because ...

The only person I feel for sorry for is Peter Odamwinge, who will now be treated like Bobby Zamora, expected to take the ball down on his face from a 60 yard punt by the center back.

Anybody who goes to the games will have heard the constant moans and groans about the above points. I'm not sure if anybody gives the ball away more than him in the Premier League. Everybody talks about his work rate but I haven't seen in a long time, he just looks fucked all the time. Just like Carra I think he would benefit from a rest injury or dropped.

He's had some decent games this year I thought, Arsenal on the opening game of the season, decent performance and a great goal. He also came on to change the game at Bolton away, which we went on to win. Hard to remember but he was the only player who turned up when we got slapped by Manchester Blue Sox 3-0. I'd give the kid another year as a bit part but if he's not happy with that, fuck him off.

His number will only change next year mate, now he's in the team I'm guessing he'd want to move down the order from number 34.

Carragher starts - confirmed.

He's a weird one Podolski, he seems to play really well for country, by that I mean both goals and assists, but he's only ever scored more than 12 goals in a season and that was in 2004. Considering he plays in the German league which isn't the strongest as well that's not good enough, he only got 3 goals last year in 31 games! It's like English players but in reverse.

Christian Pander - really good at free-kicks on FIFA 11.

Funny how you mention Gerrard when it comes to Rodwell, considering they both play completely different positions and have completely different styles of play.