Nelly-Szoboszlai

I'm happy not getting beat. But, the pundits were correct. We need to do more to open up these park the bus teams. All that wedge spent to play like that. Fergie will be turning in his grave which doubles for his bed.

Has the ref fuck done well. Every niggly challenge, he's blowing up for them.

And Coutinho getting it on the half turn in the channels. He's getting far more involved here.

First 5 minutes will tell us all we need to know. If it's scrappy and shite again, this'll be 0-0 or 0-1. Need to get at them.

Sky are horrendous cunts. You'd think United were about 4 up here, the way they're going on. United have had pot shots and whipped a few decent crosses in. They've defended well and made the game scrappy. But fuck all else. Turn it in, ya bad gang of Teds.

Sturridge off for Lallana. Put Coutinho wide left, Firmino up top and Lallana in the middle. How Ibrahimovic hasn't been cautioned is beyond me. Both teams have been poor. Us a bit worse. United's back 4/6 and the narrow midfield is making it difficult to get anything going.

This refereeing performance is hilarious.

Coutinho isn't being given a chance to influence it either. He's constantly getting it deep and facing our own goal.

Sturridge needs to at least make an effort to get in front of his marker and show for it.

So sloppy this. Just really poor passing. These aren't much but we're just not getting going.

Can has been fairly poor.

Neither team has settled. Scrappy. It's up in the air a lot. We need to get it down and play.

Get the cunt in the book.

LET'S CUNT THESE IN THE TWATBASKET! C'MON REDMEN!

BREAKING NEWS: Jose Mourinho buys his coats and clobber from Facebook Marketplace.

Haha. Is that it?

I'm on first/anytime cards. A less than savoury banner hanging from an M62 bridge, apparently. Allegedly by our lot this time.

First 20 is key, for me. If we swarm all over them, get them rattled and get a goal or two, they'll start to lose their heads. I'm not sure about this. I can see us being nice and fresh and absolutely hounding these off the park. But, the weekend results going in our favour, plus the chance to go right up the table, make me have a rather large nagging doubt as it's set up for us to shit the bed.

Milner at LB. Coutinho drops deeper. Sturridge up top.

Mignolet is on his Facey page going on about "gloves ready"

Woolfe has just quit UKIP and announced that he's made an official police complaint re: the Hookem altercation. Just a scuffle though, remember...

Can someone summarise? Too long to watch at 16 mins? Is it Podesta's risotto recipe?

A few early rumours that Wijnaldum and Lallana will both miss the game and that Can and Milner will take their places in midfield. That means that we'll need somebody to take Milner's place at left back..... Fuckkkkkkkkkk!

Watched this last night. Good, but The Power of Nightmares and Bitter Lake top it, for me. He was a bit of a lunatic, but watching it made me feel a little bit sorry for old Muammar Gaddafi. His eccentricity was used and exploited by the West, with it all eventually coming to a head with him getting arse raped by a gun.

Some big breaking news on Sky Sports about tonight's game. It's being reported that Manchester is indeed full of shit, shit and more shit, with Sarah-Jane Mee concluding that "Oh, Manchester is full of shit."