Arl arse

I think he’ll get chances today, just hope he bangs a couple away. We’ll see.

I fear Dan is finished, pace gone, sharpness gone, work rate gone, confidence gone. This is a massive game for him to show he still has a future here.

Hahaha, not just the birds that are angry at Goodison, there’s about 20,000 angry blokes too. Fuuuuume!

I couldn't believe it when it was muted that he might get the job and people started saying that he'd be 'a good choice to steady the ship' In what fuckin universe is Roy Hodgeson ever the right answer to the question, Who shall we get in to steady the ship? Absolute cunt.

Please don't play Bobby out wide.

Great goal, get in Citeh.

Anyway, Chavs V's City. Not sure I want either team to win, but City are less cunty than Chelsea so I'll go for them.

It's sickening to think we were ahead of them last season, but once again stood still and let them overtake us. We never learn.

I hope we pull their blanket off mid game, like my missus does to me in the middle of the night.

I'm sensing another 4-3 here.

He must have a lash like a baby's arm.

Don't do it to yourself, you'll only end up disappointed in Jan.

I love it when we all argue after a shit result. Anyone wanna meet up outside KFC?

To be fair I could have laid the ball off to Henderson in that situation.

Sturridge is finished mate, should have been shipped out and replaced in the summer.

Frustrating as fuck pig, frustrating as fuck.

How, just how?

Sturridge needs a fuckin age to do anything these days.

We're winning by three injuries to zero. Get in.

This is a piss take, I'd give my left testicle for a proper striker.

How many chances are we going to fuck up here?

Absolutely wasteful in front of goal here, criminal.

That was awful Bobby

Totally lost shape and momentum now.