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I blamed Rob Jones for shying away in the wall.

Been waiting for this all morning Dave, spot on analysis there. Poor officials again, was it the Milner one right in front of the lino? Thought the early booking on Thiago affected him and it was soft as fuck, no wonder Robbo got himself so wound up. So we regain our form quickly in spite of officials and move forward whilst hope the "over a course of a season " balances out! As you state key players in key positions are being missed, however we still have the ability to remain ahead if we are able to be more clinical, just not 20 plus points this season.

Excellent round up Dave, if you're "officially concerned " about the spawn Mancs, then now I'm worried.

Accurate report Dave, New year top of the league, that'll do under the circumstances. Happy New Year.

Fat Sam bored us to death, well put but it's what he does and that's why he a survival specialist. Poor reffing didn't help us at all, no wonder Jurgen was going mad. Didn't deserve more than what we got. Move on and get 3 points at the barcodes.

Great dream Dave, I only dream about running in tunnels and never getting to the end. I reckon a good shrink would be able to break your psych down for you though.

Great report Dave, only thing left to mention is why did Anthony Taylor give them a licence to kick fuck out of Sadio and even penalise him for a perfect challenge. Bent twat.

Don't fuckin understand football anymore. This is just wank, game is killed.

Surprised it wasn't given

Headline: Dave Jinxes Joe.

Must mention that prick Tyler on commentary, speaking about the fuckin rat. Something along the lines of Gomez will he keeping out of the way of Sterling after last time before they joined up for England. Fuck me the delusional prick, it was the cowardly rat who attacked Joe like the fuckin coward that he is. He wouldn't have done that to anyone else in the squad. Tyler is a prick and the rat a coward.

Spot on that Dave. I would like to think that if you still did the magazine, then your Mum could have her own page full of her observations. Certainly knows her stuff.

Catch the pigeon

Shaq Usher, little scamp of a brother.

Pep Guardiola = Carmela Soprano.

Sorry to hear that your Dad won't be going again Dave, probably sensible but sad all the same. I have a distant memory of him with the fanzine before realising that the actual Editor sat in front of me in the main stand. Must be 20 plus years ago,wow. Say hello to him from me.

Love the Tiger King reference, next thing is to blame it all on Carole Baskin.

Great read Dave, glad you're on the mend.

Little arms

Great round up Dave, a fuckin sock! Reminds me of the time when we had nice but dim Andy Caroll come on as a sub, he fell over twice before realising that he had the wrong boots on. Not blessed with brains some of them.

He’s a clown. He amuses me , love the Goodfellas esque reference towards Maureen, Dave.

Thanks for that, as long as their hatred and bile is there for amusement.

Like to dip in to blue moon forum now and again for a chuckle, like many others they have a thread dedicated to us. It looks like they have removed the entire thread over the weekend, rather disappointed.

Tactical fouling again.