Dr Nowt

If people have had enough of experts then I should be right up their strasse.

Few ongoing spats in these transfer threads, I notice. Has anyone ever considered simply denigrating the other person’s intelligence when in such a disagreement? Decisively wins the exchange at a stroke, I find, as there’s just no comeback for it. As a bonus, everyone else immediately assumes you have a brain as enormous as your self-evidently monstrous-appendage. You can have that one gratis.

Fairs fair. I think it’s decent of us to provide such a clear definition of the word ‘Scrabbling’ to anyone who lacked it.

A sad loss to British medical science.

In my opinion the club haven’t done a world class job with recruitment this summer. Just my take on it.

Isn’t it just! https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/everton-fulham-result-final-score-neal-maupay-b2392102.html

Cunt defending.

Cunt VAR.

Cunt Chilwell.

Cunt Mo.

We can put them with Naby’s.

Caceido has played a blinder here. Fuck defensive midfield, this lad could be our new Michael Edwards.

Phew! Was panicking for a bit there, but glad we saw the light.

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Can an admin change the thread title to ‘Welcome to Chelsea’ please?

Nah. Like with Tchouameni last year, FSG will cleverly avoid being taken for a ride by other clubs by not buying a defensive midfielder until next summer. Have to get up pretty early in the morning to get one over on John and the boys.

Basically if he signs for us he’s sound as a pound and I’d let him borrow my wife whenever he wants and if he doesn’t he’s an absolute Tory cunt who uses fifty pound notes to light stogies in front of homeless people and I hope he dies tonight.

Guillem Balague over here.

Reading between the lines he thinks he’s the Ecuadorian Naby Keita. Time for us to get shut.