dandyman

Stop with the stuttering run up

Fixed and no, it’s not just you

Martinez is one shit striker, he’s up there with Djibril Cisse, which seems harsh on the Lord of the Manor

Fuck me that would’ve been a hell of a goal

I’d take a nil nil in the derby

Away with work this week in that there big London, and we’re all sat in a pub for food tonight with the game on Cue half the place singing the national anthem at the start and then the boozer playing Three Lions and Sweet Caroline at the final whistle I’ve never been as embarrassed to be English in my life, fucking pathetic

Certainly looked like one

Fucking karma, get another one you Ghanaians

Appears that the drugs cartel pay more than the oil cartel and that 1-0 win to Qatar isn’t happening

Are we going to see the offside, or is it still being filmed in the CGI studio and not ready yet??

First goal to Ecuador ruled out for offside…. of course they have!

Denise Van Outen. once the novelty of a night on the lash and her being absolute filth (allegedly) in bed has worn off, I think she’d do my fuckin head in!

Doubt it, at best there’ll be a few big hitters on the bench in case things are t going to plan, but Jurgen has shown over the years that he’ll trust a young side to start

Leeds score late to take the lead, we’ve heard that story before

Celtic putting up a marvellous effort against Madrid

Any streams in danger of needing reporting??

No way we put out a weakened side, there’s £10m at stake for a win and top of the group Refurbing yachts don’t come cheap

I’d be fuming if that’d been against us, shocking decision

Fixed

Got some brass neck Rockin up with his socks round his ankles and then with his second touch having a dip from 40+ yards

Haaaaarveeeeey

Great assist and a great finish do more of that please

Despite the fact that there appears to be more of our players in the picture, we seem to be constantly outnumbered all over the pitch

Appears they’ve postponed the bed shitting till later in the competition The good news is that bywinning this they dump Barca out of the comp, which will help those tv rights they forward sold!

Truss and Gerrard gone in the same day. madness I tell thee