WhiskeyJar

Once in a generation? I'm not that older since 2005, 2007 and now 2018.

Stay safe out there lads. See something shady back away.

Bacon or beer Can?

Indeed what match?

Manchester City are preparing a £52m offer for Napoli star Jorginho. The midfielder has been one of the best players in Italy this season and he is destined for a big-money move. Nearly all of Europe’s biggest clubs have shown an interest in the Italy international, including Arsenal, Bayern Munich, Manchester United and others. But, according to Calciomercato, it is Manchester City who are ready to go big for Jorginho by making an offer of £52m. Pep Guardiola has targeted a new central midfielder and the club are looking at several targets. Shakhtar Donetsk’s Fred has been scouted, as has Julian Weigl of Borussia Dortmund. But it would appear Jorginho is now the number one target with a bid for him imminent. Read more at https://talksport.com/football/manchester-city-fc-transfer-news-pep-guardiola-ready-bid-ps52m-jorginho-180524283934#5bHKtH6wLJWp4ldh.99

Lime in the coconut: Put Bobby Firmino in the middle of the goal - times 4 And let him wreck defenders up.

Fear our favourite son Bobby will score before we're done Lay down it down and watch him score Bobby go get some more

The man behind the smile - Jurgen Klopp special 5 live's Football Daily A special in-depth interview with Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp before his side's Champions League final against Real Madrid. Mark Chapman is joined by Spanish football journalist Guillem Balague, who went out to Marbella to interview Klopp, and German football writer Raphael Honigstein, who has written a book on his career. You will also hear from Liverpool midfielder Adam Lallana on what it's like to play for Klopp. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0680z2x

Barcelona are prepared to sell forward Ousmane Dembele, sensational reports claim. Dembele, 21, has struggled to make an impact since his £135million arrival from Borussia Dortmund, netting four goals in 24 appearances. As a result, Spanish website Don Balon claim Barcelona executives are ready to part ways with the France international. And they've already offered him to a number of European heavyweights including Liverpool. However, the report continues to say that none are interested in paying mega-money for the 21-year-old. It’s said that Liverpool would only sign Dembele if they sold Egyptian superstar Mohamed Salah, and Jurgen Klopp has no interest in allowing that to happen. Liverpool Transfer News: The Reds are second-favourites to sign Crystal Palace star Wilfried Zaha Liverpool Transfer News: The Reds are second-favourites to sign Crystal Palace star Wilfried Zaha Wilfried Zaha odds Liverpool are narrowly behind Manchester City in the battle to sign Crystal Palace forward Wilfried Zaha, according to the bookies. Zaha’s stock continues to rise after another impressive Premier League campaign that saw him score nine goals with a further five assist to boot despite missing nine games through injury. “Wilfried Zaha’s impressive season for Crystal Palace is set to spark a bidding war for the winger’s signature, with Manchester City the market favourites to land the 25-year-old,” BetStars director of trading Ian Marmion said. “The Citizens are priced at 5/2 to get their man, however Champions League finalists Liverpool have also joined the race to sign the Ivorian international. Zaha would add competition to an already fully firing Reds frontline and the Palace favourite can be found at 7/2 to make the move to Merseyside. “Tottenham are next up at 4/1, whilst Chelsea are valued at 6/1 to sign the former Manchester United man.” Manager Jurgen Klopp was in good spirits as the Reds trained at Anfield ahead of the clash with Real Madrid -- Van Dijk has the date and location of the final stitched into his Nike Tiempo boots -- AC Milan have slashed their asking price for Liverpool target Gianluigi Donnarumma. Milan had been requesting around £61million for Donnarumma earlier in the year, but Italian newspaper Corriere dello Sport claim the San Siro club have reduced that valuation. According to the report, AC Milan are now willing to sell for just £35m. The reason for the drop is Milan’s desperate need to raise funds following a disappointing season in Serie A. Their Chinese owners pumped £150m in the transfer funds last summer but Milan still sixth in Serie A. Failure to qualify for the Champions League next season means the club may have to sell some of their top stars to meet Financial Fair Play obligations. And that means Donnarumma could be on his way. Corriere dello Sport claim Liverpool are ready to launch their initial offer for Donnarumma this month. https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/964134/Liverpool-Transfer-News-Live-Updates-Jurgen-Klopp-Ousmane-Dembele-Champions-League-Latest

Paris Saint-Germain have blown Liverpool out of the water in the race for Gianluigi Buffon by offering him a four-year deal. The goalkeeper is set to leave Juventus this summer and clubs are interested in snapping the Italian up. Liverpool are one of those looking at the 40-year-old as they are attracted to his experience and the fact he is available for free. But, according to La Repubblica, PSG have trumped them in the race for Buffon by offering him a four-year contract. That would mean the goalkeeper could carry on playing until he is 44 if he saw out that deal in Paris. Liverpool simply cannot compete with those terms and now a move to PSG for Buffon is edging closer. The Italian legend played his final game for Juventus over the weekend, lifting the Scudetto in the process. Read more at https://talksport.com/football/liverpool-fc-transfer-news-paris-saint-germain-offer-juventus-legend-gianluigi-buffon-huge#2e55Ozs4lsseQesw.99

Gets worse: https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/963333/Liverpool-transfer-news-Jurgen-Klopp-Mohamed-Salah-Real-Madrid-final-expects-gossip

Didn't think I had to. Napoli head coach Maurizio Sarri looks increasingly likely to join Chelsea as a replacement for Antonio Conte, with Carlo Ancelotti already in talks to replace him at the Italian club. (Evening Standard) Meanwhile, Frank Lampard has been interviewed by Championship side Ipswich about their vacant manager's job. (Daily Mirror) Sunderland's new owner Stewart Donald says the club could reappoint Chris Coleman as manager, just three weeks after sacking him. (The Guardian) Latest transfer rumours: Chelsea have made Bayern Munich striker Robert Lewandowski their top target this summer. (Daily Telegraph) Blues winger Willian, voted the club’s Players’ Player of the Year this season, is again a target for Manchester United this summer. (Sky Sports) Meanwhile, United are reportedly ready to end their interest in £53million-rated Shakhtar Donetsk and Brazil midfielder Fred. The 25-year-old is also a target for derby rivals Manchester City. (Metro) Tottenham are plotting a move for Man United forward Anthony Martial, with the 22-year-old apparently keen to leave Old Trafford after missing out on a place in France’s World Cup squad. (London Evening Standard) Spurs are also close to landing Ajax centre-back Matthijs De Ligt, with the18-year-old Netherlands international seen as an ideal long-term replacement for Toby Alderweireld. (Football.London) Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is hoping to sign an English centre-back this summer, with Burnley's James Tarkowski and Newcastle's Jamaal Lascelles in the Reds manager’s sights. (Independent) However, Lascelles has no intention of leaving Newcastle, with the 24-year-old saying playing for the Magpies is the "happiest" he's been. (Northern Echo) Neymar has made it clear he wants to leave Paris Saint-Germain and join Spanish giants Real Madrid this summer, just one year after his record-smashing £200million move to France. (Goal) Barcelona, meanwhile, have considering a summer move for Tottenham’s 17-year-old English forward Reo Griffiths. (Daily Star) Manchester City will look to sign Riyad Mahrez this summer after missing out on the Leicester City star in the January transfer window. (Manchester Evening News) Legendary Italian goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon is close to agreeing a deal to join PSG this summer after playing his final game for Juventus. (Daily Mail) Aston Villa defender John Terry has not yet decided where his future lies, with the former England captain considering offers to move to Major League Soccer or the Chinese Super League. (Daily Mirror)

REAL MADRID have sensationally offered Gareth Bale to Liverpool in a swap deal for Mohamed Salah, reports in Spain claim. By JAMES WALTERS PUBLISHED: 22:47, Mon, May 21, 2018 UPDATED: 22:47, Mon, May 21, 2018 Reds superstar Salah has been tipped to head to the Bernabeu in recent months. And according to Spanish news outlet Don Balon, Real will go all out for Salah this summer - and they’re willing to give up Bale to land the Egypt international. They say Real have offered Bale to Liverpool in hope of luring Salah to La Liga. Wales international Bale has struggled with injuries during his time at Real. However, when fit, the winger has impressed under Zinedine Zidane. Bale, 28, has won three Champions League medals, one La Liga title and lifted the Copa del Rey once following his move to Real from Tottenham in 2013.

Fuck it. Reserve me up ..

Was a Jean-Luc Picard fan anyway.

My brother is found a barbeque at his apartment by the sea. It's hot in Cyprus so we are inviting the entire family and getting a few cold beers. Should be good fun especially if we win the final.

Fucking what? We can't buy back Joe? FSG are shit.... Allen could stay with relegated Stoke Joe Allen has boosted Stoke by claiming he would consider staying at the bet365 Stadium. Stoke fear Allen may part of the star exodus following relegation, along with Jack Butland, Xherdan Shaqiri and Badou Ndiaye. West Ham wanted the Wales midfielder in January and he has a £25million buy-out clause in his contract for any of the top-six sides, excluding former club Liverpool. Allen, 28, has three years left on the deal he signed when he joined from Liverpool for £13million in 2016, and says he is open to staying. “Of course I will consider it,” he said. “If I’m honest, it’s a summer when you don’t know what’s going to happen. “But if the club wants me to stay to help it get up, then it’s certainly something I will consider.”

Ha wrong thread. Nothing to see here.

Got shafted. Arsenal have gone cold on Mikel Arteta at the eleventh hour - and are set to give the job to Unai Emery. Club officials met with Arteta last week and by Friday the former Arsenal captain believed he was going to get the job. But Arsenal began to go quiet over the weekend and then former Paris Saint-Germain boss Emery flew into London for talks on Monday. Arsenal chief executive Ivan Gazidis is now in negotiations with Emery and the 46-year-old Spaniard is now expected to be unveiled in the next 48 hours. It is an incredible blow for Arteta - who is on Pep Guardiola’s coaching staff at Manchester City - as he is believed to have interviewed well and discussed a contract.

Explain.

TAA free kick. Reminded me of Rise vs United. Epic goal from a player so young.

Once too many. I mean how can you run out of bread? Seriously? Out. Of. Bread. It's a sandwich. You need bread.

Get in...

I hope he goes to subway to order a honey oat bread with chicken teriyaki only to find out that there is no honey oats bread.

The way Klopp plays also plays a determinative factor i.e. injury prone players are most likely going to be injured again. If we are to play this type of football..we need to look better into past history injuries.