niallers

He's not been in great form since he came back from his ban. I wonder was he carrying a niggle. Either way it's a kick in the fucking stones. At least we have a bit of cover unlike last year.

Stoke drew with them and Southampton should have too. The bitters created a good few chances against them at the toilet. In saying that however, creating chances is not our problem. It's taking them and preventing our opponents from being gifted goals from nothing situations. Twelvety nil to the Manc nonces

She also has tags on hers but has them neatly tucked away so you can't see them,the devious ****. I know most women have OCD but Mrs Niallers takes it to a whole other level. You'd think I'd know better after 16 years together! More fool me.

We've just been redressing our bed. She was fastening the end of the quilt cover whilst I did the pillow cases. All of a sudden I get a volley of abuse,quite vitriolic, saying that the inside tag on the pillow protector was "showing" through the case! This is my pillow, I've 2 to use whilst in bed to read or flick through the phone then I discard one and sleep with just one. This pillow is the one I usually discard but no, you can't a have a fucking tag showing in case some burglar comes in and spots it! Que my obvious disdain and that gets taken as a massive slight and then the broken record of the list of things I do that annoys her comes rolling out. All over a fucking pillow case tag and it's not even her cunting pillow! I'm currently bunking with my son in his bed as if I stayed I'd have thrown one of us out the window. THEY'RE ALL CUNTS

Elbows was taken off injured today for Belgium. Small mercies and all that!

How many goals would Aguero Kane or Lukaku have scored this season with us already? Millions

Should be 3.1 up at minimum lads. Utter dross at both ends

It's not as if Josélu is quick either! Fuck me, both of them had their backs to him, fucking both! It really is the hope that kills isn't it.

Shocking defending allied with woeful fucking luck.

Who'll be first to say it's one of those days again? This doesn't count as it's a question

Thought that myself during the week. Let's hope it's one of his Southampton periods of averageness

Forcing it bit much we are. Fucking relax

Espanyol are traditionally the nationalist club. Most of their fans are very close to real Madrid. Even their crest is very similar to Madrids!

Lacazette just rattled the post with Suarez esque effort. It's the closest to his shot against arse I've seen! Posts still shaking

We lost 1 nil didn't we? Fucking hell, just shuddering to think the cunt has a job in any level of football or at any level of anything!

Chavs will nick an equaliser here wait and see. All these city chances, they needed to put one away. City have been superb

Woodburn can be very like de bruyne. Has all the attributes and is very similar. Just remains to be seen if he can progress.

It's fucking horrible to think that it's only September and we're hoping that anyone but those cunts win it!

Saints taking lessons from ourselves on shooting I see. 14 shots and only 2 on target.

This will be another 5 niller. Like the United of old, a free 3 points against the bottom ten at home.

Another defeathering for our former manager! Makes my skin crawl just saying that, "manager"! Wonder will his time with the cream of xamax and somewhere part timer crowd from Sweden help him today?

I had my doubts bout Kane but he's consistently showed over last 3 years that he's the real deal. We create more scoring chances than anyone bar city. How many goals would he have playing up top with us? Very very frustrating. Huddersfield have also not conceded loads. Spurs looking quite good. If Kane stays fit they'll go far.

No, that defender makes lovren look like Franco baresi

The red shite must have bought all the spare tickets and not gone to make the peoples club look bad. It's always the red shites fault

Oh dear oh dear. Everton wives, start packing your bags