Special K

Told you. Coutino's a genius. Suarezesque

Jesus this is horrible

Fuck off Coutinho

Aaagh

Fuck off

Not again. Fucking hell

Might as well sub Sturridge now. He's not at the races at all tonight

Been like that since the 1st leg. It's all been about them. We've hardly been mentioned

Danny Mills talking like he's the only dad in the world who watches his lad play Sunday morning footy. I hate Joey Barton but it was good to hear him have a go at that no mark Mills

Good goalie him. The cunt

The great Marcus Rashford hooked

We're playing Man Utd in Europe tomorrow. Let's put this penalty bullshit to bed and all get together for this game instead

That's just incredible. I feel I should pack it all in and support Everton after reading that. They are amazing

I'm almost done with superhero movies. Deadpool was a real shot in the arm and I'm looking forward to BvS and Civil War but I find it difficult to get excited by anything else

The man schedules his players for extra training then fucks their birds. Allegedly...... Cunt of a man

I've mentioned this before, my mate is a Palace season ticket holder and invited me to the Sunderland game a few weeks ago. All the way through the game there was a fella singing "Who put the ball in the Scouser's net....super Alan Pardew". That semi final is literally the greatest thing that had happened to that club. As SD says, that 9-0 scarred them for life.

https://streamable.com/nnaw Took a few looks but there's definite contact with the trailing leg Tough shit Pardew

Cock Piss Pardew

Talksport aren't happy it was a pen. Was it?

I've watched the entire 2nd half without commentary, I just turned the sound off. Much better!

Hate Harry Kane but what a fucking goal that was

The mighty England to win it with the great Marcus Rashford scoring a hattrick in every game followed by a knighthood for Roy Hodgson

Winston was never 'the spaz'. He's just an everyman working Joe who needs a job. "If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say" In fact, Winston's race is never a factor in the film. I've only just found out that the "I've seen shit that will turn you white" joke is race based. I saw the film at the pictures in 1984, I'm 38 now and just thought the joke meant "white as a sheet". Race was never an issue with him

That looks worse than I feared!

I've just been told about Johnmerro1 on Twitter His feed is the best kind of Evertonian craziness about this new investor