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elvis

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  1. have they named the game yet ? odds on its fulham spurs 3-3 for the main match8)
  2. kaka is good , but i reckon gerrard is one of the best for defence splitting passes :thumbup:
  3. Originally Posted by Rashid I can't figure out if you are a bell end or a knob jockey - whichever it is you're on ignore now. Oh wind your neck in you big tart, it was a joke because when you decide you like a player you pursue it with lot's of gusto and he's suddenly the solution to all our problems. just in case you were wonderin , heres cardies reply :whistle: __________________
  4. im guessing your not an ice cream seller judgin by the hours you keep, perhaps a junior doctor:no anyway good luck and be patient,doc. :thumbup:
  5. can i ask you a question ,if youve split with your bird ,what the fuck are you doin up at 8.30 IN THE MOORRNINNG? :monkeymad:
  6. i also get awakened ,albeit by a beautiful 3 year old at about the same time as you , and she wont waste time with boomerang -its peppa pig or nothing! i have two questions 1 have you actually seen your mate having his cock sucked at 9 in the morning ? every morning? and 2. at 6.30 in the morning, why dont you turn through 90 degrees and give your wife a boot up the arse to give her the motivation she needs to go down the stairs and turn tom and jerry on for the little one?:idea:
  7. well i tried but i wasnt very good:dunno:
  8. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: you have lunaticickness
  9. This is quite a sad day for you ,fair enough . But look on the bright side if the posts on your thread are half as funny as the posts on that royle fellas thread ,well were in for a great laugh.:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
  10. just stumbled upon this on you tube, hope they wiped their feet on the way out.
  11. stumhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBBBFAyt5nM&mode=related&search=bled upon this on you tube. i hope they wiped their feet on the way out:whistle:
  12. :sniff: :sniff: :sniff: fuckin heartless bastards the lot of yer:(
  13. Big ron , now he wasnt very bright and he doesnt know an awful lot,but he was good for a laugh .Racist comments apart , of course.
  14. Watchit Burk , one wiggle of these hips sunshine an your history ok ? Be told.
  15. listen Ted im not very clever granted , but something tells me you're trying to get me done. am i right ?:notamused:
  16. we have only recently installed roundabouts and traffic lights over here , give us a chance:eek:
  17. what is the monthly spend limit ? not heard of that before:sniff:
  18. being a sat. customer of sky and as cable isnt available on my little island, is it possible to ditch sky altogether and recieve sky sports channels via setanta for less wonga???
  19. yes thanks for that but do you have anything to add to the topic in hand?:monkeyconfused:
  20. problem is i live in the isle of man , is that offer just for cable customers? (ahem i meant to say i live in graceland!)
  21. has anyone managed to avoid the £10 charge as a sky customer in the last few days ? ive crawled and crawled atoday but to no avail:telloff:
  22. http://www.lfchistory.net/redcorner_articles_view.asp?article_id=1135 this is the best for me! 1981 lovely.
  23. sorry mate, i`m only kidding each to their own. However now im knocking on a little , and i have seen people goin through fads- hair clothes etc, generally people get to end up the same .so why pierce your nose , face eyebrows etc to be a bit away from the norm ? `cause it must hurt like fuck:(
  24. sorry chris but if i ever had the misfortune to wake up next to one of those social misfits , i think i`d commit suicide :eek: :eek: :eek:
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