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elvis

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  1. No way did a godess such as you get dumped by a wank wiggler ? There is no justice in his world.
  2. piss off! it went on my car, 2001 focus, everything worked, it just wouldn't start after the initial turn over, had to call a lovely mechanic to come and pick my car up on a saturday afternoon. (i repaid him in kind for destroying his weekend on a later date) you little slut !
  3. Ski , no wonder you fucked him off , he is the worlds worst wiggler !
  4. Good one , but why doesnt he just go outside and try and wiggle the fuckin thing , hes gettin right on my tits the lazy twat.
  5. Why didnt you just twat her ?
  6. Hmm, what about the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz , noise ??
  7. Thats the spirit RIS , finally we get some major artillary on the thread .
  8. Use your strimmer , i reckon thats best.
  9. Ya see, hes just ahoaxer , get ouside and wiggle key , goddammit.
  10. Whoah, there MC , i have four green lights an d you have just 2 ( and i think they are smaller than mine) so how dare you suggest that my diagnosis is anything but 100 % accurate. :telloff:
  11. is that normal with firefox , thought it was pretty good?
  12. Loose wiring is doubtful ( lady posters apart , spark plugs pfft), unles you have been messing with it , generally the connections inside the ignition barrell just wear out. You will have to disconnect and replace it , fiddly but not impossible.
  13. Not at all , i think you could be right, but please take your trackies out of your socks asap.
  14. please do online experiment, Go outside and start said shed, when you get to the start?final position hold the key key and wiggle it up and down and left to right and see if it fires up . If not refer to Madstock, its what Rovers were built for.
  15. Wait, wait , wait .. i know this one :drool::drool: :drool: Ignition - switch proper answer.
  16. Iagree , actual nearly -man One good year at arsenal and the rest average. Pah.
  17. I did try to keep my mouth shut but it was just too much However Karma took a proper beating this afty, as she was slim , blonde rather attractive.:wow:
  18. I didnt even know you had a sister:whistle:
  19. This afternoon i shall be mostly having my neck and sternum soothed and manipulated by a young lady by the name of Anna. Iwonder what she shall look like? anybody like to take a guess? Im hoping for someone like the young blonde who sang at wembley on saturday, Hope i dont pop a weelie :(
  20. Are you drunk , or is there a festival on ?
  21. Adam, why dont you just knock one up with some 3 by 2 , and have even more money to spend on beer? I only suggest this because if i was to spend all day strimming an entire field , i would want to see that £ 100 stretch as far as possible.
  22. how can this man not be on the list ?? YouTube - Neil Diamond - Hello Again (The Jazz Singer Theme) and this is good too. YouTube - Elvis Presley - You´ll Never Walk Alone (Take 1)
  23. chicken , with pasta , pesto and lashings of Parmesan YUMMY.
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